Ok, I will start with the knife wielding frenchmen. He is a semi-pro cyclist with legit 11 inch pipes. Early one evening, around 9pm or so, we went out to hit some of the clubs. This dude plays the numbers game and tries to chat up almost every attractive female that he sees. Anyways we were walking to a club, and along comes some staggering drunk female. So he says to me "Look! Look!" and I'm thinking, "So what man! Let's just get to the club." Well, outta nowhere, comes her boyfriend, and he gave Frenchy a shove, and tried to throw a few blows at me. Well, I avoided his flurry of punches, and as I was doing so, Frenchy pulls out a small switchblade type of knife and says "Fvck off! Piece of sh!t!" in Polish, and the drunk girlfriend come over and pulled the guy away.