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JOHN MATRIX

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for all of our marvels of technology...
« on: June 27, 2010, 04:48:41 PM »
...we still have to clean our shit-smeared assholes with handfuls of wadded paper, discuss.

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Re: for all of our marvels of technology...
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2010, 04:54:28 PM »
that is true but England deserved to lose really

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Re: for all of our marvels of technology...
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2010, 04:54:40 PM »
A good point, used to have a bidet, dont know if americans have them, basically you sit in it and wash your ass after you shit.Dont see them anymore now tho.

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Re: for all of our marvels of technology...
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2010, 04:55:09 PM »
It's the simple things that make life worth living.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: for all of our marvels of technology...
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2010, 05:34:03 PM »
...we still have to clean our shit-smeared assholes with handfuls of wadded paper, discuss.

Not true, the Japanese have overcome this minor inconvenience with self cleaning toilets that spray your asshole down and wash it.

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Re: for all of our marvels of technology...
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2010, 07:46:19 PM »
Not true, the Japanese have overcome this minor inconvenience with self cleaning toilets that spray your asshole down and wash it.


Arnt those called "Women" in Japan?You know how they love their scat.

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Re: for all of our marvels of technology...
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2010, 09:31:23 PM »
Do you think we'll ever be able to beam ourselves to a different place ala Star Trek?

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Re: for all of our marvels of technology...
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2010, 10:07:53 PM »
Not true, the Japanese have overcome this minor inconvenience with self cleaning toilets that spray your asshole down and wash it.

Pics of this or it doesn't happen!

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Re: for all of our marvels of technology...
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2010, 10:47:49 PM »
Not true, the Japanese have overcome this minor inconvenience with self cleaning toilets that spray your asshole down and wash it.


im not sure that this would be better really, what does it do power spray your ass with water jets? how do you know its all gone? and lastly, do you need a towel to dry off your whole ass and water running down your legs? what do you use in a public restroom? and you know your clothes are going to get wet

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Re: for all of our marvels of technology...
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2010, 11:03:12 PM »
Pics of this or it doesn't happen!

It's true.  Scared the shit out of me.  It's a > shapped thing attached to the underside of the toilet seat at the back and it shoots a jet of water.  Strategic ass positioning is required.  I forget what made it turn on and off but I remember that the water was a little too heated for my liking.

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Re: for all of our marvels of technology...
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2010, 12:26:24 AM »
im not sure that this would be better really, what does it do power spray your ass with water jets? how do you know its all gone? and lastly, do you need a towel to dry off your whole ass and water running down your legs? what do you use in a public restroom? and you know your clothes are going to get wet

I don't know the details, ask a Japanese person or Google it..

I just know it exists.

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Re: for all of our marvels of technology...
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2010, 01:36:15 AM »
It's true.  Scared the shit out of me.  It's a > shapped thing attached to the underside of the toilet seat at the back and it shoots a jet of water.  Strategic ass positioning is required.  I forget what made it turn on and off but I remember that the water was a little too heated for my liking.
LOL  ;D

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Re: for all of our marvels of technology...
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2010, 02:00:16 AM »

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Re: for all of our marvels of technology...
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2010, 03:11:51 AM »
LOL  ;D

And you know there's some poor bastard sitting in a Tokyo cubicle who has been given the job of bullseyeing assholes automatically.  Talk about an unusual resume.

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Re: for all of our marvels of technology...
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2010, 06:14:28 AM »
And you know there's some poor bastard sitting in a Tokyo cubicle who has been given the job of bullseyeing assholes automatically.  Talk about an unusual resume.

Goodrum?

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Re: for all of our marvels of technology...
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2010, 08:46:11 AM »

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Re: for all of our marvels of technology...
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2010, 08:48:31 AM »
No Worries 4 me

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Re: for all of our marvels of technology...
« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2010, 02:34:34 PM »
netherlands all the way

oh ever heard of this thing the fleshlight?

thats technology