...we still have to clean our shit-smeared assholes with handfuls of wadded paper, discuss.
Not true, the Japanese have overcome this minor inconvenience with self cleaning toilets that spray your asshole down and wash it.
Pics of this or it doesn't happen!
im not sure that this would be better really, what does it do power spray your ass with water jets? how do you know its all gone? and lastly, do you need a towel to dry off your whole ass and water running down your legs? what do you use in a public restroom? and you know your clothes are going to get wet
It's true. Scared the shit out of me. It's a > shapped thing attached to the underside of the toilet seat at the back and it shoots a jet of water. Strategic ass positioning is required. I forget what made it turn on and off but I remember that the water was a little too heated for my liking.
LOL
And you know there's some poor bastard sitting in a Tokyo cubicle who has been given the job of bullseyeing assholes automatically. Talk about an unusual resume.
Goodrum?