Author Topic: Creatine is dangerous. Especially when doing the Deathlift  (Read 7109 times)

The Abdominal Snoman

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Re: Creatine is dangerous. Especially when doing the Deathlift
« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2011, 10:43:08 PM »
If your son used creatine for more than two weeks, he should strictly be sent to the rehabilitation center, as withdrawal symptoms such as depression and blood in urine could occur. Therefore, a complete detoxification is required to ensure the safety of your son.

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Dr. Throwl
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OMG/.. ;D

That Dr. Throwl sounds like an awesome troll. How cool would it be if he actually got his medical degree not to help mankind but to troll them

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Re: Creatine is dangerous. Especially when doing the Deathlift
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2011, 05:48:37 AM »
Parents dying from his sore muscles, you need Jebus, Get him off creatine before police are involved - LMAO..great stuff..

I have heard of Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness but this is something else all together.  You train so hard your parents die.   Man, that is hardcore.  I bet Branch feels like a pussy now for training with those silly chains.

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Re: Creatine is dangerous. Especially when doing the Deathlift
« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2011, 08:47:49 AM »
That post has to be from a getbigger:

"Greetings,

Where is our youth? Where have we gone wrong?

Back in my day, we trained from child and no one used such devastating supplements known as "creatine." I am not sure where your son purchased those steroids, but I am a firm believer that they should be banned at all cost from health stores.

I've researched about creatine, and it is an osmotically active substance; thus an increase in intracellular creatine consumption may induce water influx into the cells, which could potentially lead to a failure of the energetic processes to generate energy at a sufficient rate, thus destroying your son's body in the long run.

If your son used creatine for more than two weeks, he should strictly be sent to the rehabilitation center, as withdrawal symptoms such as depression and blood in urine could occur. Therefore, a complete detoxification is required to ensure the safety of your son.

Regards,
Dr. Throwl"

Haha epic trolling ;D


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Re: Creatine is dangerous. Especially when doing the Deathlift
« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2011, 08:47:58 AM »
I have heard of Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness but this is something else all together.  You train so hard your parents die.   Man, that is hardcore.  I bet Branch feels like a pussy now for training with those silly chains.

Haha - definitely a Getbigger.  ;D

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Re: Creatine is dangerous. Especially when doing the Deathlift
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2011, 09:14:20 AM »
oprah is piece of shit, all the money in the world and still ugly

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Re: Creatine is dangerous. Especially when doing the Deathlift
« Reply #30 on: March 14, 2011, 01:38:12 PM »
oprah is piece of shit, all the money in the world and still ugly

Isnīt she that fat black woman who lost 300 pound, ran a marathon and then gained it all back or something..

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Re: Creatine is dangerous. Especially when doing the Deathlift
« Reply #31 on: March 14, 2011, 01:51:39 PM »
oprah is piece of shit, all the money in the world and still ugly

And she still is so insecure she's afraid to come out of the closet