Lebron's mom

[_bruce_]

Black person:"What are we having for dinner?"

Asian (Chinese) Cook: "Monkey Stew..."

Black person: "I ain't eating 'Monkey Stew'. Besides, where is the monkey?"

Asian (Chinese) Cook: "Monkey is You!"

 

[Parker]

As AI recently informed the cops, he doesn't care about the Lamborghini because he has 10 other cars like it.  Why is this guy playing in Turkey again?

Because he is too broke down to play here---he wasted all his talent being a thug, when he could of had a ring or two.

Just like Steve Francis is playing in China of all places---with a messed up ankle.

[Jadeveon Clowney]

My point is that if you have 10 cars like that you better have 50 million in blue chips, not be slaving away in Turkey.

[Parker]

My point is that if you have 10 cars like that you better have 50 million in blue chips, not be slaving away in Turkey.

Its he "had" 10 cars like that...and maybe he's "postering" thar he does...
Or maybe he does, and they are all paid for, he just needs to pay the bills. Funny, how he went from having a shoe deal with Reebok (the original "Answer" was nice), to a tatted up 5'10 former great (dude dated MJB)...

[Doug_Steele]

Because he is too broke down to play here---he wasted all his talent being a thug, when he could of had a ring or two.

Just like Steve Francis is playing in China of all places---with a messed up ankle.

Dude is still playin? Is Marbury still rocking those $25 shoes?  What happened with Sprewell? I remember him turning down the Wolves offer of 3 years at $21 Mill and dude said, "How am i supposed to feed my family".

[Parker]

Dude is still playin? Is Marbury still rocking those $25 shoes?  What happened with Sprewell? I remember him turning down the Wolves offer of 3 years at $21 Mill and dude said, "How am i supposed to feed my family".

I don't really keep up with them. I remember seeing a article on Francis on yahoo, that he was in China...and I remember going to college with one of "girlfriends" or his "girlfriend". He got her a tan Landcruiser, she was a thick light skinned chick.

[Doug_Steele]

I don't really keep up with them. I remember seeing a article on Francis on yahoo, that he was in China...and I remember going to college with one of "girlfriends" or his "girlfriend". He got her a tan Landcruiser, she was a thick light skinned chick.

Sounds like what KG did with his women, but he was too dumb do get the cars back.  KG would buy these women Lexus's and put their name on the title, and then ask for the cars back when he was done with them. KG was always cool when he came through Haywood though.

[che]

Sounds like what KG did with his women, but he was too dumb do get the cars back.  KG would buy these women Lexus's and put their name on the title, and then ask for the cars back when he was done with them. KG was always cool when he came through Haywood though.

I love his music.

[Doug_Steele]

I love his music.

[Parker]

I love his music.

Quickest way to put a woman to sleep---without screwing her...
0-Snore by the middle of a Kenny G song...

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Is Kenny G a Jew?

[Parker]

Is Kenny G a Jew?

I don't know, but even he looks sleepy in that pic