Dear Jews and homos that run Hollywood
You know, not to make this about me but I'm the true product of what Patrick Bateman really was (i'm not talking about the gay shit he did btw)
fact of the matter is that I'm a vain,douchebag with no friends who abhors women
Therefore, this movie can't be made without me being cast as the lead
I will take payment in the form or Euros or POGS
thank you