i just can't seem to get a fucking break!

[dustin]

Fucking hardcore. Even without being fucked up I still go down on my girl and fuck her. I have earned my Redwings 10x over. It just seems so fucking primal. Her pussy blood all over your face and cock. Like you just survived an ambush in Nam. Oh, and more stories like that please. I always skim through the BS posts to find these gems. Carry on.

I fucking legitimately LOL'd hard at work. Good work, boys. Good work.

[doriancutlerman]

i am dating this girl.. i like her A LOT!!
well, last tuesday we were about to go to a motel, and have some good lovin... 
however her aunt died the night before... so she had to go to her family....

today we made arrangements again at a motel.... however she has her period as of this morning.... not that that would stop me, lol... but for a first time together i can see she does not want that...
but fuck man!!!!! i think it's KARMA biting me up the ass...!
i am going nuts btw.....

It's because you're an Autobot. 

A Decepticon, like Megatron, would've told her, "Fuck your period, muhwahahahaha!" and stuck his fusion cannon up there while pervs like Rumble, Frenzy, Skywarp and Astrotrain cheered him on.  Reflector might even transform and film the deed if Soundwave wasn't willing to record the muffled moans

Seriously though, it sounds to me like you're being a real gentleman about all this.  Take it from me:  be a bad guy from time to time, no matter how much you love her.  In the long run, it's for the best.  I reckon you're a big, burly dude ... your girl probably *fantasizes* about you using that power over her in sex.  Slap her ass, pull her hair, make her talk dirty. 

Besides, I never got the whole "oh, my period" thing.  Yeah, it's messy, but it's extra lube atop her being hot and wet for you.  What's not to like about that?  Say, "I don't mind" and bend her over a dresser.

[A Professional]

i am dating this girl.. i like her A LOT!!
well, last tuesday we were about to go to a motel, and have some good lovin... 
however her aunt died the night before... so she had to go to her family....

today we made arrangements again at a motel.... however she has her period as of this morning.... not that that would stop me, lol... but for a first time together i can see she does not want that...
but fuck man!!!!! i think it's KARMA biting me up the ass...!
i am going nuts btw.....

Transformersboy, a little bitch that I owned gets owned again by reality. 

[Cleanest Natural]

Transformersboy, a little bitch that I owned gets owned again by reality. 

deep hate here 

[booty]

You could always do it in the shower with your girl. 

[bigkubby]

or use it so they don't seem like a ho













 

cumdrain mom you still put out on your rag so whats your excuse?

[pedro01]

When I was a drug addict but still on testosterone, I had serious mental issues,
my coke headed whore of an ex and I would bang non stop, whenever
she was on her period I would smear that shit down my face and fuck the bitch
like I was Braveheart.

LMAO!!!

[OptimusPrime1980]

I know: it's called being a retard and horny. It happens to me all the time 

we are doomed as male's sev....
all of us are retards when it comes to woman...
woman rule the world really...

[OptimusPrime1980]

It's because you're an Autobot. 

A Decepticon, like Megatron, would've told her, "Fuck your period, muhwahahahaha!" and stuck his fusion cannon up there while pervs like Rumble, Frenzy, Skywarp and Astrotrain cheered him on.  Reflector might even transform and film the deed if Soundwave wasn't willing to record the muffled moans

Seriously though, it sounds to me like you're being a real gentleman about all this.  Take it from me:  be a bad guy from time to time, no matter how much you love her.  In the long run, it's for the best.  I reckon you're a big, burly dude ... your girl probably *fantasizes* about you using that power over her in sex.  Slap her ass, pull her hair, make her talk dirty. 

Besides, I never got the whole "oh, my period" thing.  Yeah, it's messy, but it's extra lube atop her being hot and wet for you.  What's not to like about that?  Say, "I don't mind" and bend her over a dresser.

lolol!!!
yeah.... but it's really a string of badluck... she wants me as bad as i want her...
and i am a gentlemen yes.... but not always.. lol... i live in brasil... brazilian woman demand you be a real man... lol...
i am real patient with her because i really like her.... she is everything i want in a woman...
her looks, her character....
and about fucking a woman during her period..you're right bro! it has has never stopped me.... i actually love it... it looks like you are hurting her... having savage sex lol... 

[OptimusPrime1980]

Transformersboy, a little bitch that I owned gets owned again by reality. 

little bitch? yeah i am very little.... lol...
and how am i getting owned?
i am having some badluck... but in the end i have a fine woman.... 

i live in brazil, nice wheather everyday, beautifull girls all around...
i do not have a 9 to 5... work maybe 12 hours a week, yet make a good living....
when i am finished training i go to the beach to relax and have some fun....
i have bbq's everyday...
i have a beautyfull daughter which loves her daddy very much... and i can provide for my girl all she needs...
my genes are allready spread here on earth... i am immortal...  when i die, a piece of me is still here..
i am living the goodlife here buddy....
right now i just woke up, having a wonderfull breakfast... and i do not need to do anything today, i can do whatever the fuck i want... in fact i am waiting on some money that i made last week....
what exactly have you got in your life? besides being a twat on getbig?

reality is really owning me in a bad , bad way...... 
it's all good bro......

[D.O.U.P]

little bitch? yeah i am very little.... lol...
and how am i getting owned?
i am having some badluck... but in the end i have a fine woman.... 

i live in brazil, nice wheather everyday, beautifull girls all around...
i do not have a 9 to 5... work maybe 12 hours a week, yet make a good living....
when i am finished training i go to the beach to relax and have some fun....
i have bbq's everyday...
i have a beautyfull daughter which loves her daddy very much... and i can provide for my girl all she needs...
my genes are allready spread here on earth... i am immortal...  when i die, a piece of me is still here..
i am living the goodlife here buddy....
right now i just woke up, having a wonderfull breakfast... and i do not need to do anything today, i can do whatever the fuck i want... in fact i am waiting on some money that i made last week....
what exactly have you got in your life? besides being a twat on getbig?

reality is really owning me in a bad , bad way...... 
it's all good bro......

Solid.

[Voice of Doom]

little bitch? yeah i am very little.... lol...
and how am i getting owned?
i am having some badluck... but in the end i have a fine woman.... 

i live in brazil, nice wheather everyday, beautifull girls all around...
i do not have a 9 to 5... work maybe 12 hours a week, yet make a good living....
when i am finished training i go to the beach to relax and have some fun....
i have bbq's everyday...
i have a beautyfull daughter which loves her daddy very much... and i can provide for my girl all she needs...
my genes are allready spread here on earth... i am immortal...  when i die, a piece of me is still here..
i am living the goodlife here buddy....
right now i just woke up, having a wonderfull breakfast... and i do not need to do anything today, i can do whatever the fuck i want... in fact i am waiting on some money that i made last week....
what exactly have you got in your life? besides being a twat on getbig?

reality is really owning me in a bad , bad way...... 
it's all good bro......

What kind of work allows you to live the good life and take care of a child on 12 hours a week?   And is that company hiring?

[oliveiraugo]

i am dating this girl.. i like her A LOT!!
well, last tuesday we were about to go to a motel, and have some good lovin... 
however her aunt died the night before... so she had to go to her family....

today we made arrangements again at a motel.... however she has her period as of this morning.... not that that would stop me, lol... but for a first time together i can see she does not want that...
but fuck man!!!!! i think it's KARMA biting me up the ass...!
i am going nuts btw.....

ahahahahahah karma sux dude. I know what youre talking about.

dont worry tho, go spend your anger on the weights, you gonna be ok.

Just wait the chick get ready, keep stimulating her, Brazilian chicks are the best! You know! 

I keep wasting a lot of my money in motel with my GF, lol, trenbolona ace makes me fucking addicted. Good thing motel inst very expensive here.

[OptimusPrime1980]

What kind of work allows you to live the good life and take care of a child on 12 hours a week?   And is that company hiring?

lol..
i collect....
collect debts.... 
dude does not want to pay what he owes.... we make sure he DOES pay what he owes...
at a % of 30 to 50 % depends on how difficult the case is...

[OptimusPrime1980]

ahahahahahah karma sux dude. I know what youre talking about.

dont worry tho, go spend your anger on the weights, you gonna be ok.

Just wait the chick get ready, keep stimulating her, Brazilian chicks are the best! You know! 

I keep wasting a lot of my money in motel with my GF, lol, trenbolona ace makes me fucking addicted. Good thing motel inst very expensive here.

indeed, i love motels! jacuzi, mirrors.... fucking love it!
and yeah man, this girl is worth the wait... she is a 10.... to me at least , and that is what counts... 
abracos

[OptimusPrime1980]

You could always do it in the shower with your girl. 

lol.. sure !
but the period thing does not stop me at all... lol.... throw a few towels on the bed and i will do my thing.. lol!
but since we are just dating, and it will be our first time , that would be kinda weird don't you agree?
she is just as anxious as me though...lol.... so i will wait a few days.... no problem.... been waiting this long up to now...the balls could not possibly get any more blue!
my poor blue raisins.... 

[The Abdominal Snoman]

well overhere that is normal stavios..... i live in brasil remember....
every streetcorner here has a motel..... purely for couples.. lol..
mirrors, swimmingpool.... the works.... !

I couldn't bang a chick in one of those motels in fear that some bastard has some sort of hidden camera in the room and I'd see myself on some porn site a month later looking like a sloppy mess. I'd need to be at least 8% bodyfat or under before even thinking about going into a strange room with some bitch.

[Leatherneck]

I earned my red and brown wings long ago. It was a proud moment in young man's life.

[tommywishbone]

The motel     

[OptimusPrime1980]

I couldn't bang a chick in one of those motels in fear that some bastard has some sort of hidden camera in the room and I'd see myself on some porn site a month later looking like a sloppy mess. I'd need to be at least 8% bodyfat or under before even thinking about going into a strange room with some bitch.

agreed bro.... need to be in the singles for that!! 

[The Abdominal Snoman]

agreed bro.... need to be in the singles for that!! 

 

[tupiniskin]

...and Paraense woman love sex. 

[OptimusPrime1980]

...and Paraense woman love sex. 

yesss everything they say about the woman from Para is true! lol...
paraense = Quente!!