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OptimusPrime1980

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i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« on: January 30, 2012, 06:41:10 AM »
i am dating this girl.. i like her A LOT!!
well, last tuesday we were about to go to a motel, and have some good lovin...  ;D
however her aunt died the night before... so she had to go to her family....

today we made arrangements again at a motel.... however she has her period as of this morning.... not that that would stop me, lol... but for a first time together i can see she does not want that...
but fuck man!!!!! i think it's KARMA biting me up the ass...!
i am going nuts btw.....


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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2012, 06:46:37 AM »
rofl, owned bro  ;D
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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2012, 06:47:54 AM »
At times like these,masturbation is key.
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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2012, 06:50:31 AM »
Quote from: wes on January 30, 2012, 06:47:54 AM
At times like these,masturbation is key.
Choke and stroke then rope a dope
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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2012, 06:51:43 AM »
a motel ??
wtf  8)
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OptimusPrime1980

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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2012, 06:53:33 AM »
Quote from: Stavios on January 30, 2012, 06:51:43 AM
a motel ??
wtf  8)
well overhere that is normal stavios..... i live in brasil remember....
every streetcorner here has a motel..... purely for couples.. lol..
mirrors, swimmingpool.... the works.... ! ;D ;D
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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2012, 06:55:15 AM »
Quote from: wes on January 30, 2012, 06:47:54 AM
At times like these,masturbation is key.
yes but that is getting boring lol!
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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2012, 06:56:40 AM »
Lower the dose, broski  ;D
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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2012, 06:56:57 AM »
Get a bj.

problem solved
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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2012, 06:57:25 AM »
Quote from: OptimusPrime1980 on January 30, 2012, 06:53:33 AM
well overhere that is normal stavios..... i live in brasil remember....
every streetcorner here has a motel..... purely for couples.. lol..
mirrors, swimmingpool.... the works.... ! ;D ;D

"mirrors on the ceiling"- good name for a band?
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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2012, 06:59:23 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on January 30, 2012, 06:56:40 AM
Lower the dose, broski  ;D
i am on low dose... lol!
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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2012, 07:01:01 AM »
Quote from: D.O.U.P on January 30, 2012, 06:57:25 AM
"mirrors on the ceiling"- good name for a band?
yeah... and the song will be called.... "optimus is not getting any"   ;D ;D
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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2012, 07:08:44 AM »
Quote from: OptimusPrime1980 on January 30, 2012, 07:01:01 AM
yeah... and the song will be called.... "optimus is not getting any"   ;D ;D

OP,

hhahaa  From your postings I get the impression you will know how to straighten this lass out.

USE YOUR SKILLS.
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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2012, 07:10:31 AM »
Quote from: OptimusPrime1980 on January 30, 2012, 06:55:15 AM
yes but that is getting boring lol!

You`re telling me ?

;D
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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2012, 07:17:53 AM »
I fucking hate periods. It's denied me from getting pussy far too many times to count. They always happen at the most inconvenient times too
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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2012, 07:21:18 AM »
Quote from: Stavios on January 30, 2012, 06:51:43 AM
a motel ??
wtf  8)

no shit? I can see if she has a kid and not bringing him back to her place but wtf
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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2012, 07:23:13 AM »
Quote from: AlphaMaleDawg on January 30, 2012, 07:17:53 AM
I fucking hate periods. It's denied me from getting pussy far too many times to count. They always happen at the most inconvenient times too

next time I am having sex is early march, so quit complaining you assholes  ;D
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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2012, 07:27:16 AM »
Quote from: Stavios on January 30, 2012, 07:23:13 AM
next time I am having sex is early march, so quit complaining you assholes  ;D

the worst is when you are about to smash some chick for the first time and she is on her period. Some girls actually say they are as an excuse for not wanting to have sex too.
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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2012, 07:29:36 AM »
Damn that sucks bro.

I was balls deep in a Vietnamese pussy all weekend. ;D



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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2012, 07:30:55 AM »
I wouldn't want to bang her the first time on her period.
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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2012, 07:31:14 AM »
Quote from: AlphaMaleDawg on January 30, 2012, 07:27:16 AM
the worst is when you are about to smash some chick for the first time and she is on her period. Some girls actually say they are as an excuse for not wanting to have sex too.

or use it so they don't seem like a ho













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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2012, 07:48:37 AM »




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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2012, 08:12:41 AM »
 Smile bro  ;D



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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2012, 08:15:19 AM »
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Re: i just can't seem to get a fucking break!
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2012, 08:19:49 AM »
Quote from: makaveli25 on January 30, 2012, 08:15:19 AM
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some man done told her he likes her thick.
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