Author Topic: what are some things you would be embarrased to bring to the register when shopping?  (Read 1758 times)

LittleJ

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They have rubbers and lube locked up at walmart know ???

ChristopherA

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Buying syrianges sucks to. Sometimes I get them at CVS. First it takes them an hour just to figure out that they have 23-25 gauge needles. People behind you think you're a junkie.
Haha no doubt. Every time I go my heart races. Just bought a pack of insulin sticks this morning and you know the pharmacy workers think you're a junkie

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It was walmart  :)

El Diablo Blanco

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KY Jelly and a Hustler magazine.

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Why would you ever be embarrassed of buying something? :/ I love buying condoms, and always pick the hottest girl at the cashier to scan them for me :D then she gives me the look and I stare back at he untill (sorta checking her out) she can't hold it anymore smiles and turns the head down :D
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Rogaine or propecia, which I both use.  I'm one vain motherfucka
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Why would you ever be embarrassed of buying something? :/ I love buying condoms, and always pick the hottest girl at the cashier to scan them for me :D then she gives me the look and I stare back at he untill (sorta checking her out) she can't hold it anymore smiles and turns the head down :D

yeah but buying a vibrating vagina can be embarrasing if the cashier is a a huge bald man with an asshole written on his face

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i like to buy all the freak shit at once.    they might smirk if you're getting condoms.

but if you're at walmart, checking out with duct tape, condoms, bleach, a first aid kit, 45 caliber rounds, plastic bags and rope...

they usually just figure youre up to some dexter stuff and they STFU.
And next thing you know, you'll have the local authorities and the FBI and all of the alphabet boys tailing you.

Tell em you know Big ACH, it will help you out.