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I once bought a vibrating vagina at a sex shop, worst part is I had a coupon. The guy asked for I.D. Shook his head, then wrote my name on a piece of paper... Never been so embarrased.

Condoms embarrass me too.

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An underage Filipino boy in a thong

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An underage Filipino boy in a thong


pellius approved

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An underage Filipino boy in a thong

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaaaa there goes another mouthful of green tea with organic lime juice  ;D

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I stayed in a commune in London when I was younger. This one guy who stayed in a digs there told us this story of when he'd got haemorrhoids. But he was too embarrassed to go & buy the bum cream from Boots Chemist. It was called "Anasol" of all names!  :D Anyway he tried to shoplift it and got caught by the security. Lucky for him the manager took pity on him, laughed at him and let him go with a stern warning.

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Ex lax, butt cream, condoms, anal beads  ;D jk

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extra small Condoms embarrass me too.

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I once bought a vibrating vagina at a sex shop, worst part is I had a coupon. The guy asked for I.D. Shook his head, then wrote my name on a piece of paper... Never been so embarrased.

Condoms embarrass me too.

Thanks, I needed that!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Embarrassed to buy bodybuilding mag with guy in thong on cover.

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I once bought a vibrating vagina at a sex shop, worst part is I had a coupon. The guy asked for I.D. Shook his head, then wrote my name on a piece of paper... Never been so embarrased.

Condoms embarrass me too.

I once used a coupon to purchase a body builder at an expo... I was embarrassed because his glutes were not shredded.  :-[

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An underage Filipino boy in a thong

that shit was funny

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Buying syrianges sucks to. Sometimes I get them at CVS. First it takes them an hour just to figure out that they have 23-25 gauge needles. People behind you think you're a junkie.

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Meh I`ve sold enough shit to people working cash to never get embarrassed.

But I did feel bad for two guys that came into my store one time. The guy asked for rubbers, I told him were all sold out, the guy behind him looked like he was struck by a car. I laughed for days at that one. ;D

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Meh I`ve sold enough shit to people working cash to never get embarrassed.

But I did feel bad for two guys that came into my store one time. The guy asked for rubbers, I told him were all sold out, the guy behind him looked like he was struck by a car. I laughed for days at that one. ;D

Ahahah omg...

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Buying syrianges sucks to. Sometimes I get them at CVS. First it takes them an hour just to figure out that they have 23-25 gauge needles. People behind you think you're a junkie.
Well aren`t we ?   ;D

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I once used a coupon to purchase a body builder at an expo... I was embarrassed because his glutes were not shredded.  :-[

was the price negotiable, Bay?

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K-Y Jelly always makes the cashier second guess a person......not that I ever bought any.

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was buyin condoms once in the self checkout at the grocery store.  all the self checkouts had people at them.  The clerk supervising the self checkout says in a loud voice...."did those condoms ring up ok?, we been having alot of problems with people steeling them lately"  every person at the self check  out lookd at me and smiled.  I just shook my head and left.  Sould have  talked to the manager, but i just wanted to get the hell  out of therfe.

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was buyin condoms once in the self checkout at the grocery store.  all the self checkouts had people at them.  The clerk supervising the self checkout says in a loud voice...."did those condoms ring up ok?, we been having alot of problems with people steeling them lately"  every person at the self check  out lookd at me and smiled.  I just shook my head and left.  Sould have  talked to the manager, but i just wanted to get the hell  out of therfe.


lol....must have been a Wal-mart store

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i like to buy all the freak shit at once.    they might smirk if you're getting condoms.

but if you're at walmart, checking out with duct tape, condoms, bleach, a first aid kit, 45 caliber rounds, plastic bags and rope...

they usually just figure youre up to some dexter stuff and they STFU.

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was buyin condoms once in the self checkout at the grocery store.  all the self checkouts had people at them.  The clerk supervising the self checkout says in a loud voice...."did those condoms ring up ok?, we been having alot of problems with people steeling them lately"  every person at the self check  out lookd at me and smiled.  I just shook my head and left.  Sould have  talked to the manager, but i just wanted to get the hell  out of therfe.

You should of yelled back "Yeah, this is my third pack in the last two days and those rang up fine as well"

Then they'd know you were a sex machine.  lol