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Marlo Stanfield

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Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
« Reply #50 on: May 31, 2012, 07:28:32 AM »
Hahahaha  ;D

Seriously though, I hope you enjoy the dinner and theatre date and hope she likes the stuffed bear, chocolates and 1 week anniversary balloon
::)
sure buddy , meanwhile, you have some new jerk off material :D

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Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
« Reply #51 on: May 31, 2012, 07:33:48 AM »
Try to make her commit suicide.
This.. is.. hilarious.
She's gonna try and mentally break you down and get you to commit suicide, you may as well beat her to it.

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Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
« Reply #52 on: May 31, 2012, 07:38:56 AM »
::)
sure buddy , meanwhile, you have some new jerk off material :D

Nah, i'll stick to letting my wife jerk me off with her perfectly manicured gorgeous feet while I admire my delt striations in the mirror

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Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
« Reply #53 on: May 31, 2012, 07:57:07 AM »
Nah, i'll stick to letting my wife jerk me off with her perfectly manicured gorgeous feet while I admire my delt striations in the mirror
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Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
« Reply #54 on: May 31, 2012, 08:18:06 AM »
Nah, i'll stick to letting my wife jerk me off with her perfectly manicured gorgeous feet while I admire my delt striations in the mirror


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Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
« Reply #55 on: May 31, 2012, 09:05:58 AM »
I see your dilemma, she looks very hittable.
The hottest bitch I was ever with was a complete nutjob and drug addict, I was a young fool and wanted to hold on to her...
shittiest period of time in my youth, the bitch wouldn't leave well after it was way beyond over.
Be careful, the hotter the crazier, and this bitch you posted is all sorts of crazy and hot.

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Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
« Reply #56 on: May 31, 2012, 09:09:41 AM »
I see your dilemma, she looks very hittable.
The hottest bitch I was ever with was a complete nutjob and drug addict, I was a young fool and wanted to hold on to her...
shittiest period of time in my youth, the bitch wouldn't leave well after it was way beyond over.
Be careful, the hotter the crazier, and this bitch you posted is all sorts of crazy and hot.

was she waiting for payment  ???
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Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
« Reply #57 on: May 31, 2012, 09:15:25 AM »


Hahahaha, come on though how many of us studs actually did this after seeing that flick lol. I actually sneaked in a FDB after banging the missus same night

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Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
« Reply #58 on: May 31, 2012, 10:16:47 AM »
For fuck sake. Thinking you can tap that and get away with it is like thinking you can safily run through a minefield if you just keep your eyes closed.

If you dont have the confidence to score a fine lady why not just go to the hookers instead of playing russian roulette with a girl like this?

Big chance the pics are not here in the first place? This is some crazy e-dating shit right?


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Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
« Reply #59 on: May 31, 2012, 10:46:11 AM »
was she waiting for payment  ???
oh, she got paid....a perfect example of a GF that is really just a live-in whore. When I say she wouldn't leave I mean she didn't
understand what breaking up and going separate ways really meant.

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Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
« Reply #60 on: May 31, 2012, 10:46:18 AM »
Translation of thread:

Marlo has gotten lucky with what he considers to be the hottest bitch at his gym, after a whole week of psycing himself up and doing push ups before he leaves home to go and train, he asks for her number and while she is dialing in his digits he sees she has some suspicious cuts on her arm. However, Marlo recognises that this is real life and he has only banged about 1/10th of the sluts he has purported to have slain on getbig, and she is hotter than any other girl he has spoken to (apart from on cam sites) so he arranges to take her out for a candlelight all expenses paid dinner, and posts this thread on getbig to convince himself he's only doing it for a quick bang when in reality he has long term hopes for her to meet his parents and get married oh brother.
haha owning marlo into oblivion.

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Re: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition
« Reply #61 on: May 31, 2012, 10:54:17 AM »
Seriously though, I hope you enjoy the dinner and theatre date and hope she likes the stuffed bear, chocolates and 1 week anniversary balloon.

Too true.  ;D

Avoid chicks like this LIKE THE PLAGUE.

Take it from me.