Author Topic: WYHI ??? Nutjob edition (Read 8239 times)

Marlo Stanfield · « **on:** May 30, 2012, 07:41:19 AM »

shes pretty fucking hot, a solid 8, 8.5... but as you can see.. so yay or nay?

hrspwr · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2012, 07:49:22 AM »

Hit. At least it would not be boring.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 30, 2012, 07:51:28 AM »

Post a pic, but as soon as she said shes not a crazy sex fiend, you know you have to get rid of her. Unless shes lying, in that case, keep her around.

Shockwave · « **Reply #3 on:** May 30, 2012, 07:53:06 AM »

Quote from: Marlo Stanfield on May 30, 2012, 07:41:19 AM

shes pretty fucking hot, a solid 8, 8.5... but as you can see.. so yay or nay?

Psycho bitch.
Hit once, never talk to again.
The fact that she says she doesnt do it for attention is a red flag.
As is the fact that she says she doesnt/wouldnt make a scene, means she does. Especially when under the influence.
The pill comment is probably just something to throw you off when she's popping her Oxy's.
The needle comment should scare you off.

Trust me, I hit one of these on/off for a couple years, its no good. This girl sounds like a carbon copy of the one I used to fuck.
She'll start showing up crying in the middle of the night, slice her wrist open in your kitchen, etc, etc, etc.

Do not let her know where you live and do NOT have contact outside of sex.

Marlo Stanfield · « **Reply #4 on:** May 30, 2012, 07:56:22 AM »

Quote from: Shockwave on May 30, 2012, 07:53:06 AM

Psycho bitch.
Hit once, never talk to again.
The fact that she says she doesnt do it for attention is a red flag.
As is the fact that she says she doesnt/wouldnt make a scene, means she does. Especially when under the influence.
The pill comment is probably just something to throw you off when she's popping her Oxy's.
The needle comment should scare you off.

Trust me, I hit one of these on/off for a couple years, its no good. This girl sounds like a carbon copy of the one I used to fuck.
She'll start showing up crying in the middle of the night, slice her wrist open in your kitchen, etc, etc, etc.

Do not let her know where you live and do NOT have contact outside of sex.

ah dammit, was gonna bring hr back to my place... good call though on that

Shockwave · « **Reply #5 on:** May 30, 2012, 07:57:35 AM »

Quote from: Marlo Stanfield on May 30, 2012, 07:56:22 AM

ah dammit, was gonna bring hr back to my place... good call though on that

Oh the sex will be great - just be careful. You dont want the police showing up because she's standing outside your front door @ 2:00am crying and screaming her head off.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 30, 2012, 07:57:59 AM »

Quote from: Marlo Stanfield on May 30, 2012, 07:56:22 AM

ah dammit, was gonna bring hr back to my place... good call though on that

You back in the towers?

irishdave · « **Reply #7 on:** May 30, 2012, 07:58:49 AM »

Mudshark? Not my cup of tea. Have fun, blackie. (solid 8 lol)

Marlo Stanfield · « **Reply #8 on:** May 30, 2012, 08:01:51 AM »

Quote from: irishdave on May 30, 2012, 07:58:49 AM

Mudshark? Not my cup of tea. Have fun, blackie. (solid 8 lol)

shes a solid 1, hows that ? thats why i didnt post a pic, her hotness is not the issue

Marlo Stanfield · « **Reply #9 on:** May 30, 2012, 08:05:37 AM »

Quote from: irongrip400 on May 30, 2012, 07:57:59 AM

You back in the towers?

never left

Shockwave · « **Reply #10 on:** May 30, 2012, 08:06:58 AM »

Quote from: irishdave on May 30, 2012, 07:58:49 AM

Mudshark? Not my cup of tea. Have fun, blackie. (solid 8 lol)

The chick I knew that had these same issues was pretty fucking hot. In my experience, its usually the hotter ones that have these problems.

Raymondo · « **Reply #11 on:** May 30, 2012, 08:08:33 AM »

Ask her if her relationships get really intense, really fast and if she fears being abandoned.

If she says yes to both, don't even touch her with a little two-foot barge pole attached to a ten-foot barge pole

King Shizzo · « **Reply #12 on:** May 30, 2012, 08:48:57 AM »

Hopefully she doesn't use her cutting skills on your cack.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #13 on:** May 30, 2012, 11:10:03 AM »

"Nutjob edition"

hahaha

Hulkotron · « **Reply #14 on:** May 30, 2012, 11:11:31 AM »

Where are the goddamned pics

BIG ACH · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2012, 11:14:24 AM »

Noooo... never... not once!

pedro01 · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2012, 11:24:39 AM »

Never again!

240 is Back · « **Reply #17 on:** May 30, 2012, 11:30:55 AM »

Quote from: Marlo Stanfield on May 30, 2012, 07:41:19 AM

shes pretty fucking hot, a solid 8, 8.5... but as you can see.. so yay or nay?

nay. You'll never sleep sound next to her. You'd be best served giving her a fake name, hitting it quickly, crapping your pants intentionally, and letting her dump you in disgust.

If she doesn't leave on her own volution - if youre still a challenge and she feels she's not good enough - you'll always just be counting down to her stabbing you in the heart as you sleep.

tu_holmes · « **Reply #18 on:** May 30, 2012, 11:42:31 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on May 30, 2012, 11:30:55 AM

nay. You'll never sleep sound next to her. You'd be best served giving her a fake name, hitting it quickly, crapping your pants intentionally, and letting her dump you in disgust.

If she doesn't leave on her own volution - if youre still a challenge and she feels she's not good enough - you'll always just be counting down to her stabbing you in the heart as you sleep.

This right here.

Shockwave · « **Reply #19 on:** May 30, 2012, 11:53:35 AM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on May 30, 2012, 11:42:31 AM

This right here.

Everything's pretty correct except the stabbing thing.
In my experience theyre not that forthright with it

I would have welcomed a stabbing over the games they play. At least then I would have known what was going on.

daddy8ball · « **Reply #20 on:** May 30, 2012, 01:50:58 PM »

Why would you deal with this headache?

Surely you have plenty of alternates from which to choose. $:-\$

hematocritter · « **Reply #21 on:** May 30, 2012, 02:14:59 PM »

She's an oxy-ho, get the hell away from her if you value anything in your life.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #22 on:** May 30, 2012, 02:22:01 PM »

This is the worst WYHI thread in internet history.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #23 on:** May 30, 2012, 02:24:40 PM »

You might get your face eaten if you play your cards right.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #24 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:17:13 PM »

Doesn't matter what she looks like, she could be a 10 for all i care, nutjobs are something you want to avoid at all costs, or it will bite you in the glutes later.

Not worth the effort.

One day you wake up without penix or similar