Why don't you change your attitude while you're at it, or it may be fifteen pages of unrelenting arse buggery with every swinging dick on the board joining in to make fun of you 
Hmm, yes, ouch, that hurts

How ever will I recover when the good folks of Getbig make fun of me

No, not Scandi or even girls this time. Well, it's a girl but not romance.
Will post tomorrow or Tuesday. Limited in my Getbig time these days. Trying to get that bastard post count up to 2 per day but no joy.