New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs

[James28]

Started dating a Swedish babe. Hair so blonde it couldn't possibly be real and deep blue eyes. A solid 9/10 even by Getbig standards. I deducted one point for a freckle on her left tit.

Fucked her the first time last Friday night and another few times the weekend. Problem is, she doesn't like giving blowies. I mean, what the hell? Every broad I've nailed since I was 16 was down there in a flash, I get a hottie in the prime of her sex life and she doesn't go down. Couldn't really ask her out right 'the fuck's up girl', but the gist of what I could get was that she doesn't think she's good at it ... and ... her last boyfriend didn't like her going down on him. I did jokingly convey that just because he was a homo doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy it. She just kinda looked away. Funny thing is that she's a very horny one and constantly pushing her ass into my crotch, even in shops, but it's just the pole smoking thing that she isn't in to.

What do I do?

PS.

Before anyone goes there .. I asked my mom, she doesn't wanna do it for me anymore 

[bigmc]

any pics james

most of your stories are lacking in the evidence department

[James28]

any pics james

most of your stories are lacking in the evidence department

How about one without a face? WOuld that shut you up?

[bigmc]

How about one without a face? WOuld that shut you up?

meltdown

[wes]

Had a few chicks who told me they didn`t give head...........two weeks later they were sucking my cock like a champ.

I think it`s a line some broads use on a new guy until they see if the relationship is gonna` go anywhere or last a while,then all of a sudden.................T HAR SHE BLOWS!! 

I would never go out with a chick for too long if no head was involved................ ..a few weeks of fucking and if no head.......see ya` !

Good luck!

[Fortress]

I dated this wacko bitch a dozen years ago who wouldn't spit shine the rod, either. Apparently some douche forced her to suck his weanie when she was quite young. Understandable, albeit annoying.

As it was, she turned out to be one utterly insane broad. I could fill a book with what transpired during my months with her.

A pretty girl with a very dark and shitty soul.

[wes]

pics please


but drop her anyway, wtf kind of attitude is this "im not doing this and that"

shes not openminded, it can only go downil from here.

drop her, but show the pics anyway

^THIS^ 

[bigmc]

pics please


but drop her anyway, wtf kind of attitude is this "im not doing this and that"

shes not openminded, it can only go downil from here.

drop her, but show the pics anyway

his camera is probably broken he couldnt take pics of the last supermodel he screwed cause his phone was out of charge  

[bradistani]

any pics james

most of your stories are lacking in the evidence department

 

[claymore]

If she don't blow....she's gotta go !!!

[James28]

So whatever I post won't be believed 

God I wish I cared more! 

But really fellas, it's a problem. I'll have it out with her tomorrow.

[Nails]

If she dont suck, We dont fuck

[James28]

If she don't blow....she's gotta go !!!

That's it right there. Will use that on her. She's cooking for me tomorrow. Meat balls with a tomato based sauce and something special for desert.

[wes]

So whatever I post won't be believed 

God I wish I cared more! 

But really fellas, it's a problem. I'll have it out with her tomorrow.

I forgot to add in my original post that some chicks think they come off looking like a pig or a whore if they blow you right away so they save it until they are more sure.

They think you`ll think less of them..........like we would give two shits ! 

[wes]

No head,she`s dead! 

[bigmc]

So whatever I post won't be believed 

God I wish I cared more! 

But really fellas, it's a problem. I'll have it out with her tomorrow.

only cause you are clearly a lying attention whore and most likely a virgin

[Nails]

give her some cocaine and she will suck your dick right out of her asshole

[wes]

give her some cocaine and she will suck your dick right out of her asshole

[Andy Griffin]

How about one without a face? WOuld that shut you up?

Ironic question since there will apparently be no facials.

[James28]

only cause you are clearly a lying attention whore and most likely a virgin

I see that Shakira tag really hurt  

Hips don't lie and all that. If only you weren't a Sweaty you might land a cut.  

[bigmc]

I see that Shakira tag really hurt  

Hips don't lie and all that. If only you weren't a Sweaty you might land a cut.  

im married bro

still no pics 

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Get her into watching porn with you. Focus on blow job porn. If she's still not into it, take things into your own hands and tell her with a face that beautiful, you have to let me fuck your face. Forget the blow job and just fck her face.

[240 is Back]

she's so hot that shes never had to do it, to keep a guy.

the best girls are the ones who NEED the cawk.  The ones who thirst.  

no blow, no go.  but give it a little time to make sure.  

[James28]

I forgot to add in my original post that some chicks think they come off looking like a pig or a whore if they blow you right away so they save it until they are more sure.

They think you`ll think less of them..........like we would give two shits ! 

Really? I always thought they threw all their tricks on the table to reel you in quick. This is a new experience.  

[Andy Griffin]

Had a few chicks who told me they didn`t give head...........two weeks later they were sucking my cock every black cock in my gym like a champ.

 


 

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