As a black man, he claims his rights have been denied.
Sadly, he can't tell us exactly which rights he's been denied.
Perhaps someone can help him out.
Let's see:
Free Speech? Well, he's always spouting off something stupid on here so, nope!
Religion? Hasn't complained about anything. Gonna have to say, nope!
His right to be attracted to women with hairy armpits...still intact so, nope!
Hmmm...what could it be?