WTF do I do?

[The Abdominal Snoman]

In before Tito posts it. Uncle Heiny disapproves your lack of discipline. WTF, son?

Pretty cool that this guy went on to get 2 World Series rings as the Red Sox manager.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Well fuck, I was injecting methoxy-isoflavens directly into the calf muscle, thinking that would break down the myostatin gene for unparalleled hugeness in the calves. Snx, I am using a 29 gauge insulin needle, but do you think it wise or should instep it up to a 3cc syringe?  I definitely want to stay away from watermelon, grape drank, blonde white women, and basketball, as they will ruin my calves. That being said, how do I go about opening the anabolic window whilst sleeping?

On a side note, if law enforcement ever looked at this site as a possible steroid sourcing board, they would be totally unaware of what the fuck was going on. They'd either think it was a bunch of degenerates, and leave, or get sucked into the vortex that is getbig, and fake some sort of case ala "The Wire" style so they could spend all waking hours here.

I'm guessing Booty already gave them enough Getbig lingo to make them right at home

[cephissus]

LMAO

Am I the only one who is realizing what a fine piece of writing this is? One of the funniest posts I've read here. Touché sir

haha no, you're just the only one stupid enough to have to ask this. 

you're like the kid who raises his hand in lecture to answer rhetorical questions.

[Tito24]

Pretty cool that this guy went on to get 2 World Series rings as the Red Sox manager.

yes i love to meet him

[snx]

yes i love to meet him

I'm sure the feeling is mutual Mars. You've always been a great leader for us here. Your name has no doubt reached his ears.

[Trapper_Slapper]

haha no, you're just the only one stupid enough to have to ask this. 

you're like the kid who raises his hand in lecture to answer rhetorical questions.