I know, but most of the people I knew that talked about opening strip clubs were black dudes that imagined themselves banging all the help.
You can always bang a few broads in the clubs... The more skeezy of them, but it always ends up biting you in the ass... or in one case of a strip club owner I know... the dick.
Funny story... I was in one of the local clubs just standing around talking to a couple of friends that worked there, when all of a sudden the owner comes STOMPING down the stairs and trying to pull his pants up over his ass.
Yelling and screaming... "THAT BITCH BIT MY DICK!! THAT BITCH BIT MY DICK!!!" and being chased by this girl (who I actually know)
He runs into the dressing room... grabs this girls luggage bag... runs to the front door and throws the bag (which is unzipped and wide open) out into the parking lot.
Her shit flies all over the place and she runs outside topless running around trying to pick up her shit.
He looks at the manager who is a buddy and says to him, that bitch is fired and she NEVER comes back and he storms upstairs.
How do you explain to your boyfriend or husband that you were fired because you were trying to blow the owner and you accidentally bit his dick?
