1. Why do you hate freedom?
2. Why do you hate Amarica?
3. Why do you hat gun owners?
4. How would you defend your family in an atack?
Let's see:
1.  I love freedom
2.  I love America
3.  My friends and I got into the habit of putting hats on gun owners as a prank.  Now I just do it when I'm bored.
4.  An attacker has to overcome the following obstacles when attacking my family
   a.  Normal home security - locks, alarm, etc.
   b.  The dog
   c.  My .40 S&W
   d.  My 9mm
   c.  My 12 guage
   d.  My .35 Remmy! (yes, a favorite)
              e.  me