What's the farthest you've been able to ejaculate?

[BigRo]

Your body is probably thanking you for the break, not from the test but from all that depletion of sexual energy.

[gracie bjj]

Your body is probably thanking you for the break, not from the test but from all that depletion of sexual energy.

its funny u mentioned that cause im not gonna lie man the last time i jerked off after going 8 days not doing that i literally couldnt stand up from the energy drainage i felt it felt like someone went in my body and just depleted all my energy and i was shot tired,never felt that before to b honest.maybe i did but i also never went 8 days of not jerking off either, my wife even said to me that i looked wiped out

[King Shizzo]

This is in the running for gayest thread ever.

[Rambone]

The schmoe I was with forgot the golden rule of always keeping the door closed in room 7. Let's just say my load flew out the doorway, ricocheted off the wall, and splattered against the side of the ice machine. If they had a Harlem Globetrotter for dropping loads, I'd be starting shooting guard.

[Tapeworm]

Age 16, had to get a step ladder to clean the ceiling (1st shot only from a standing position).  Age 24, while being handjobbed by a chubby American chick in a German hostel bathtub, I sent up several flares that would have gotten me rescued if I was lost at sea.

[Howard]

Exactly, Tbombz loves to get creampied.

I'll bet Tbombz is very qualified to judge how far the avg man's semen can fly  

[Howard]

Age 16, had to get a step ladder to clean the ceiling (1st shot only from a standing position).  Age 24, while being handjobbed by a chubby American chick in a German hostel bathtub, I sent up several flares that would have gotten me rescued if I was lost at sea.

Classic getbigger adventures in a hostel

[Army of One]

8 feet, I was so proud I even measured it (srs)

[pedro01]

I came on my own face once - not intentionally of course - just had a master tease at the helm.