What's the farthest you've been able to ejaculate?

[Slapper]

I think I beat (no pun intended) my own record this past weekend: About 5 feet in a 45 degree angle.

[ritch]

your mom should be able to tell you how far I shoot my load. Ask her, won't be awkward at all...

[Viking11]

2 miles.

[trapz101]

not sure,never pulled out

[visualizeperfection]

I'm certain the OP has shot further, but it usually gets stopped by a prostate.

[Hulkotron]

not sure,never pulled out

Big Mike Cox style.

[Pet shop boys]

I think I beat (no pun intended) my own record this past weekend: About 5 feet in a 45 degree angle.

This is a steroids breakfast for champs board...

Question should be   who can cum more than two thin watery drops ?



WoooSSHHHHH THE DOSE

[Eric2]

Not sure but by the time it does land it's a fully developed educated and gainfully employed adult.

[CARTEL]

Mods, please move to sports board.

[JOHN MATRIX]

About 15 inches

[Big Chiro Flex]

3.7 Heaths

[Knooger]

not sure,never pulled out

Exactly, Tbombz loves to get creampied.

[Leatherneck]

Could this be an Olympia event in 2022?

[BroadStreetBruiser]

I think I beat (no pun intended) my own record this past weekend: About 5 feet in a 45 degree angle.

Did you monkey grip the base for added pressure or was this free form?

[Fortress]

C'mon, what man worth his balls hasn't blown a load onto his own face at one time or other? You're lying in bed punching the monkey and before you have a chance to cover your cockhead with tissue it blows ... and there you have it.

 

[Costanza]

C'mon, what man worth his balls hasn't blown a load onto his own face at one time or other? You're lying in bed punching the monkey and before you have a chance to cover your cockhead with tissue it blows ... and there you have it.

 

 

I recall throwing a volcanic bolt in my teenage years that went flying over my noggin and hit the head board, the wad obviously found a gap between the tissue barricade.

[WillGrant]

3.7 Heaths

So a dribble 

C'mon, what man worth his balls hasn't blown a load onto his own face at one time or other? You're lying in bed punching the monkey and before you have a chance to cover your cockhead with tissue it blows ... and there you have it.

 

Did you swallow ? 

[calfzilla]

Not as far as Flintstones.

[gracie bjj]

not sure cause i jerkoff with a sock over my cock,this way theres no mess.but i remember one time i didnt jerkoff for 8 days and i shot aload that musta went 4 ft or so,then about 5 or 6 more times before it stopped.if a person is going for a record i recommend going 7 or 8 days without jerking off and then do it,man it will shoot out like a fucking missile

[Costanza]

not sure cause i jerkoff with a sock over my cock,this way theres no mess.but i remember one time i didnt jerkoff for 8 days and i shot aload that musta went 4 ft or so,then about 5 or 6 more times before it stopped.if a person is going for a record i recommend going 7 or 8 days without jerking off and then do it,man it will shoot out like a fucking missile

You still have the occasional rub & tug at your age gracie?

[BigRo]

I would say its more than occasional.

[Costanza]

I would say its more than occasional.

 
Yes I'd say so too by the sound of things.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I think I beat (no pun intended) my own record this past weekend: About 5 feet in a 45 degree angle.

after I pulled out, and he looked back, I once ejaculated in Goodrum's face.

[gracie bjj]

You still have the occasional rub & tug at your age gracie?

 

[gracie bjj]

i ran out of test the last 5 weeks,my connect hasnt hooked up yet so im not very horny.once i get my sauce ill be back to jacking off 7 days a week 3 times aday,i get pussy in between my masterbating sessions