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Re: Hahaha great conversation between 3 fat bitches next to me right now...
« Reply #50 on: April 29, 2013, 04:50:34 PM »
i deliberately give false advice to female fatsos who ask me about diet stuff.

because they cant and dont wanna diet in the first place anyway.

its totaly pointless, so might aswell give fake advice. :D

when they ask is this and that still allowed,is bit alc ok blablabla.

the disgusting swines in human body deserve no better.i mean it doesnt take a nobel prize level physilogist to figure out why they got fat and how to reverse it.

also feels good to tell them id never even consider sex with them, and be very embarassed to walk in public with them.

from the skinfolds of overspilling fat, they tend to stink too.

can wash, its still gonna stink.akin to washing a turd.

when i see women with fat legs i always ask them which football club has them under contract.



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« Reply #51 on: April 29, 2013, 08:26:46 PM »
what i really cant stand is bitches like that criticising the look of bodybuilders.

This truly is the one fucking thing that makes me want to go apeshitLesnarHammerfist on a fat bitch I don't know...along with the times that a male or female beluga approaches me to discuss training/diet/drug philosophy unsolicited.....Today I did phase 3 legs of my attempt at a y3t plan....was on a drop set of squats pouring sweat + veins+dropset generally looking like a person who really doesn't want your fucking opinion you fucking fat she-blimp and all of a sudden this bitch walks up to me and tells me "You're going too low....if u want to work more on ur quads then don't go as low  :P" WITH THAT STUPID FUCKING LOOK....

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« Reply #52 on: April 29, 2013, 09:15:51 PM »


Too hard to get up and just offer some words of encouragement/motivation?  If anything, at least you can help people like her see that bodybuilders are not egotistical assholish people?


I know its cool on GETBIG to rag on fat people, but you all forget that we all started somewhere!  We were not all always big and muscular.  :)



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« Reply #53 on: April 30, 2013, 03:32:03 AM »

Too hard to get up and just offer some words of encouragement/motivation?  If anything, at least you can help people like her see that bodybuilders are not egotistical assholish people?


I know its cool on GETBIG to rag on fat people, but you all forget that we all started somewhere!  We were not all always big and muscular.  :)




Shut it and eat some fat free ice cream cones fatty ;D

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Re: Hahaha great conversation between 3 fat bitches next to me right now...
« Reply #54 on: April 30, 2013, 06:27:28 AM »
14:21hrs - UPDATE ON THE ORCAS

I've just finished eating some lovely salmon and white rice (courtesy of Mrs BigCyp  :-*) and I leave the avacado slices until last (for obvious reasons).

I'm eating the slices and enjoying every last creamy bite, when BOOM!!! Over comes 'Lara' who's obviously smelled the calories...."Eugghh what's that????" (as i'm actually holding them in the air and slowly descending them into my mouth)

"Avacado? What did you think it was ffs????"

Lara: "Yuck, I won't go near avacados they're too fatty" Hahahahahahahahahahahaha h!!!!!!

It's a good job these avacado's don't hold the same prejudice as you Lara, otherwise they'd all jump out the way when you're waddling through the fruit and veg ailse you fat snail!  ;D

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« Reply #55 on: April 30, 2013, 06:37:30 AM »
14:21hrs - UPDATE ON THE ORCAS

I've just finished eating some lovely salmon and white rice (courtesy of Mrs BigCyp  :-*) and I leave the avacado slices until last (for obvious reasons).

I'm eating the slices and enjoying every last creamy bite, when BOOM!!! Over comes 'Lara' who's obviously smelled the calories...."Eugghh what's that????" (as i'm actually holding them in the air and slowly descending them into my mouth)

"Avacado? What did you think it was ffs????"

Lara: "Yuck, I won't go near avacados they're too fatty" Hahahahahahahahahahahaha h!!!!!!

It's a good job these avacado's don't hold the same prejudice as you Lara, otherwise they'd all jump out the way when you're waddling through the fruit and veg ailse you fat snail!  ;D

do any of these chicks wear leggings?

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Re: Hahaha great conversation between 3 fat bitches next to me right now...
« Reply #56 on: April 30, 2013, 06:44:46 AM »
14:21hrs - UPDATE ON THE ORCAS

I've just finished eating some lovely salmon and white rice (courtesy of Mrs BigCyp  :-*) and I leave the avacado slices until last (for obvious reasons).

I'm eating the slices and enjoying every last creamy bite, when BOOM!!! Over comes 'Lara' who's obviously smelled the calories...."Eugghh what's that????" (as i'm actually holding them in the air and slowly descending them into my mouth)

"Avacado? What did you think it was ffs????"

Lara: "Yuck, I won't go near avacados they're too fatty" Hahahahahahahahahahahaha h!!!!!!

It's a good job these avacado's don't hold the same prejudice as you Lara, otherwise they'd all jump out the way when you're waddling through the fruit and veg ailse you fat snail!  ;D

They....the land whales graze on Doritos, Snikers, and diet Cokes. The only thing that's smells like fish near them is the vertical folds that hide the unwashed snatch. Go postal and feed them lettuce at gunpoint.....

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« Reply #57 on: April 30, 2013, 06:48:53 AM »
Thanks for the update bigcyp. Next time they comment on one of your healthy foods run to hr and complain just like they would do to you for making fun of them for eating like whales.

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« Reply #59 on: April 30, 2013, 07:05:25 AM »
Jesus Christ it reeks of false alpha male in this thread.  ::)

Most obese women have a deep depression and become obese due to this.

At least the three ladies in the original post are making a fucking effort to lose the weight. So many don't.

I'm sure you have all heard "Strong people lift people up.....they don't put them down."

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« Reply #60 on: April 30, 2013, 07:15:44 AM »
Jesus Christ it reeks of false alpha male in this thread.  ::)

Most obese women have a deep depression and become obese due to this.

At least the three ladies in the original post are making a fucking effort to lose the weight. So many don't.

I'm sure you have all heard "Strong people lift people up.....they don't put them down."

I wanted to lift them up, I really did but i'm trying to stay away from ego training and 'focus on the squeeze' atm

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« Reply #61 on: April 30, 2013, 07:57:39 AM »
Jesus Christ it reeks of false alpha male in this thread.  ::)

Most obese women have a deep depression and become obese due to this.

At least the three ladies in the original post are making a fucking effort to lose the weight. So many don't.

I'm sure you have all heard "Strong people lift people up.....they don't put them down."

How much are we talking here, to "lift up".....do I get to use straps? Will it be a standard land whale, or the humpback version?

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Re: Hahaha great conversation between 3 fat bitches next to me right now...
« Reply #62 on: April 30, 2013, 08:51:29 AM »
Ahahahaha!

3 of the fattest whores in my office are standing 10 feet from my desk (not by choice lol) talking about how their 'diet pact' is going....the fattest one (with balding hair) says "I was really bad last night!" "I ate a whole pack of BBQ pringles!!! I literally can't resist them -  It only put me about 300 kcals over my total though so i'll 'burn it off' this week..."

Fat bitch no. 2 replies "Don't worry about it sweetie.........you can't exclude anything from your diet otherwise you just end up craving it too much"

All 3 whales in unison "Yeah definately".

It took every pound of my ripped frame to not stand up sarcasm-style and exclaim "How about INCLUDING some self control to your diets you disgusting fat slugs!!!!!"

When will these wenches learn???



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« Reply #63 on: April 30, 2013, 09:57:55 AM »
solid thread

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« Reply #64 on: April 30, 2013, 12:10:16 PM »
Jesus Christ it reeks of false alpha male in this thread.  ::)

Most obese women have a deep depression and become obese due to this.

At least the three ladies in the original post are making a fucking effort to lose the weight. So many don't.

I'm sure you have all heard "Strong people lift people up.....they don't put them down."

this is partially true but a lot of them never actually make the effort to learn about real nutrition and exercise, they just stick to their horribly bastardized, ineffective fad diets that they don't even follow closely enough and shitty exercise routines (no, walking isn't exercise you fat shit, it's a regular human function) and then blame "genetics" when they fail. and then they get mad at you and call you mean and heartless when you call them out on their bullshit, and then they keep justifying their fat-inducing behaviour. and they defend it with absolutely stupid, asinine shit like "oh keto that's not healthy for you". oh yeah and having 12lbs of plaque in your arteries is?!

i understand there's a lot of conditions that might result in someone being obese but plenty of people do lose the weight, and it's really fucking hard to defend the people that don't actually put in any real effort.

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« Reply #65 on: April 30, 2013, 12:51:57 PM »
I like to get into pillow fights with fat girls that seems to turn them on when the are ready for hot sex, then I say get in your car and leave or I am calling the cops.

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« Reply #66 on: April 30, 2013, 12:53:35 PM »
BigCyp

Leave a block of chocolate in the staff dining room with everything but the last piece eaten/gone, and a big sign on the table saying "Free Chocolate - help yourself". See how long it takes for them to start blaming each other for eating everything but one little piece  ;D

Oh - the only "Lara" I ever knew was hot as fuck. That was in high school though - I've spent the past few minutes reading this thread wondering if she's let herself go.

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Re: Hahaha great conversation between 3 fat bitches next to me right now...
« Reply #67 on: April 30, 2013, 12:55:05 PM »
Fat Bitches Smell

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« Reply #68 on: April 30, 2013, 01:39:48 PM »


you tell them those dietary sodas are bad,make ppl fat

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« Reply #69 on: April 30, 2013, 01:44:52 PM »
They don't even lift ie disgusting.

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« Reply #70 on: April 30, 2013, 01:47:02 PM »
i have a soft spot for fat people. some just really are depressing and i feel like they just wanna escape their own life. after work they are holed up in their first floor apartments, watching television and snacking, maybe a quick masturbation session before bed. it's the fat people who are very bitter that i don't like.

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« Reply #71 on: April 30, 2013, 04:59:21 PM »
I will bang all three.

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« Reply #72 on: April 30, 2013, 05:06:09 PM »
I will bang all three.

with or without a condom?

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« Reply #73 on: April 30, 2013, 05:23:27 PM »
with or without a condom?

With or without Crisco?