14:21hrs - UPDATE ON THE ORCAS
I've just finished eating some lovely salmon and white rice (courtesy of Mrs BigCyp

) and I leave the avacado slices until last (for obvious reasons).
I'm eating the slices and enjoying every last creamy bite, when BOOM!!! Over comes 'Lara' who's obviously smelled the calories...."Eugghh what's that?

" (as i'm actually holding them in the air and slowly descending them into my mouth)
"Avacado? What did you think it was ffs?

"
Lara: "Yuck, I won't go near avacados
they're too fatty" Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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It's a good job these avacado's don't hold the same prejudice as you Lara, otherwise they'd all jump out the way when you're waddling through the fruit and veg ailse you fat snail!
