I agree. What's worse; In some hi-so Thailand clubs, the bathroom attendant will actually try to give you a neck rub while you're pissing in the urinal. This total violation or manlaw is no joke. On my first trip to Thailand I had to look that shit up on the internet to get over the feeling that I'd been molested. lol
And some very lo-so ones too!
It's always fun when someone new comes to town, you never warn them about this when they go in. I've known a couple of guys come out of the toilet having pissed on their own legs in shock. The lads are all rolling around laughing and poor pissy pants has nothing to say but "you bastards". Boys will be boys.
Even better if you go to a place more frequented by the locals - like Tawan Daeng on Rama 3. The back rubbers there show no mercy.
It must be a cultural thing 'cause I never could get used to just standing there having a piss whilst some guy rubs my shoulders.
I pass on that but I do like the hot towels you get to use after washing.