How's this?
One mod move from the g&o to the religion board and 5 seconds of my time and I'll give him great advice. 
DC is a great christian man looking for the right advices. I imagine you will advise him to take off his shirt and hit a most muscular screaming. If he wasn't a trusting christian I wouldn't be worried about such advices...
I think he wants you to say, "advices".
Very good attention to detail
