Author Topic: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner (Read 3053 times)

DeathCultist · « **on:** October 05, 2013, 04:14:20 PM »

A young, redheaded woman with bright eyes has been coming to our Saturday church services for the last several weeks (I head a relatively small Episcopal church in the Seattle area).

After services today, she asked me if I wanted to dine at the Y at 10. I said yes. I didn't know that the YMCA even served food. Wouldn't be my first choice. But I will be there. What should I wear? Is it formal? Will we be able to talk about the Bible there?

bebop396 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 05, 2013, 04:16:15 PM »

You are going to hell, hope this helps

nasht5 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 05, 2013, 04:19:10 PM »

what kind of "church" do you lead on saturday's that would also see it as "ok" for you to be a getbigger? some kind o satanic cult as evidenced by your avatar?

calfzilla · « **Reply #3 on:** October 05, 2013, 04:23:14 PM »

She is probably going to attempt to cure you of your homosexuality.

US MUSL · « **Reply #4 on:** October 05, 2013, 04:26:34 PM »

Quote from: DeathCultist on October 05, 2013, 04:14:20 PM

After services today, she asked me if I wanted to dine at the Y at 10. I said yes. I didn't know that the YMCA even served food. Wouldn't be my first choice. But I will be there. What should I wear? Is it formal?

No, she wants you to dine on her "Y".

DeathCultist · « **Reply #5 on:** October 05, 2013, 04:35:23 PM »

Quote from: US MUSL on October 05, 2013, 04:26:34 PM

No, she wants you to dine on her "Y".

I don't follow.

I just called her for clarification and she said that I should go to her place before dinner. She said there'd be "lots of fish on the menu".

When did YMCA become a gym/seafood chain?

Montague · « **Reply #6 on:** October 05, 2013, 04:37:45 PM »

Very good story.

Keep'em cumming.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #7 on:** October 05, 2013, 04:41:08 PM »

Cswol is having fish fry at the YMCA then he will shut it down.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #8 on:** October 05, 2013, 04:41:15 PM »

Epic trolling..

kh300 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 05, 2013, 04:42:10 PM »

Tell her your not eating at the fucking YMCA. Tell her your going someplace else and she's paying for making such a horrible suggestion.

kh300 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 05, 2013, 04:44:15 PM »

Quote from: DeathCultist on October 05, 2013, 04:35:23 PM

I don't follow.

I just called her for clarification and she said that I should go to her place before dinner. She said there'd be "lots of fish on the menu".

When did YMCA become a gym/seafood chain?

She's talking about the nasty fish smell of her vag that your gonna lick.

DeathCultist · « **Reply #11 on:** October 05, 2013, 05:01:05 PM »

Quote from: nasht5 on October 05, 2013, 04:19:10 PM

what kind of "church" do you lead on saturday's that would also see it as "ok" for you to be a getbigger?

I was introduced to this website when the security guard for the church parking lot brought it up in passing during a conversation one evening after our son's baptism. He said he knew a good place to spread the Word digitally.

Knooger · « **Reply #12 on:** October 05, 2013, 05:09:50 PM »

Quote from: DeathCultist on October 05, 2013, 04:35:23 PM

I don't follow.

I just called her for clarification and she said that I should go to her place before dinner. She said there'd be "lots of fish on the menu".

When did YMCA become a gym/seafood chain?

Knooger · « **Reply #13 on:** October 05, 2013, 05:11:20 PM »

Quote from: DeathCultist on October 05, 2013, 05:01:05 PM

What do you guys think?

Far from the worst gimmick I've seen.

TonyAlva · « **Reply #14 on:** October 05, 2013, 05:15:03 PM »

withholding judgement till prime-muccles chimes in

gatorr · « **Reply #15 on:** October 05, 2013, 05:17:23 PM »

You and the security guard have a son together?

DeathCultist · « **Reply #16 on:** October 05, 2013, 05:51:15 PM »

OK, I just called her for further clarification.

I asked if the YMCA/seafood chains are anything like Long John Silver's, but she just let out a *giggle* and said that she loved Long Johns. She asked if I'd still be hungry for dinner if she had crabs, and I told her that I've had a lot of seafood in my day and thus am no stranger to crabs.

I completely understand what she means, though: if somebody is eating something gross at the other end of the table, it can completely eliminate your own appetite.

Well, time to get ready. I'll bring my NRSV and hopefully we can discuss a few passages.

jibr0418 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 05, 2013, 07:21:14 PM »

Nothing like a box lunch at the Y. Especially from a redhead. Redhead's are my favorite. They always seem like they just can't get enough and always come back for more. Good luck!

nasht5 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 05, 2013, 08:27:18 PM »

the letter "Y" is a symbol of her legs spread. all the talk of fish, crabs and eating at the Y are metaphors for eating out the pussy.

horrible attempt at trolling.

his next post will be about how "shocked" he was about what she wanted to do with him.... sigh....

Man of Steel · « **Reply #19 on:** October 05, 2013, 08:54:20 PM »

If this thread is moved to the religion board I'll ensure it gets the treatment it deserves.

chaos · « **Reply #20 on:** October 05, 2013, 08:58:21 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on October 05, 2013, 08:54:20 PM

If this thread is moved to the religion board I'll ensure it gets the treatment it deserves.

You'll change all of his posts into fantasies of homosexuality, lock the thread and send it back to the G&O?

oh wait.......

Man of Steel · « **Reply #21 on:** October 05, 2013, 09:00:18 PM »

Quote from: chaos on October 05, 2013, 08:58:21 PM

You'll change all of his posts into fantasies of homosexuality, lock the thread and send it back to the G&O?

oh wait.......

bingo!

haider · « **Reply #22 on:** October 05, 2013, 09:01:09 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on October 05, 2013, 08:54:20 PM

If this thread is moved to the religion board I'll ensure it gets the treatment it deserves.

which would be helping him make sense of his date? Poor guy is just looking for some advice so he cam stay true to his christian convictions.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #23 on:** October 05, 2013, 09:03:48 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on October 05, 2013, 04:23:14 PM

She is probably going to attempt to cure you of your homosexuality.

lol

Man of Steel · « **Reply #24 on:** October 05, 2013, 09:04:43 PM »

Quote from: haider on October 05, 2013, 09:01:09 PM

which would be helping him make sense of his date? Poor guy is just looking for some advice so he cam stay true to his christian convictions.

One mod move from the g&o to the religion board and 5 seconds of my time and I'll give him great advice.