I have a lot of experience when it comes to hooking up with emotional unstable women through different dating sites - and one of my rules, perfected through trial and error, is STAY AWAY FROM WOMEN WITH PETS!
If they write extensively about their dog, cat or whatever, then stay away. I can't stress this enough as the majority of these women seem to be obsessed with their pets and almost treat them like they're their kids or something. It's really hard to be spontaneous with a woman like this, especially if there's some travelling distance between you.
The latest girl I met had four birds and she sent pictures of them to my phone throughout the day, showing me what they were up to, and I had to write stuff like "Oh, he seems to like that cucumber" and stuff like that. We also talked a lot about her birds different personalities.
