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Dating site question.
« on: November 07, 2013, 05:43:50 AM »
What would you say to a chick with this as a profile picture?



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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2013, 05:48:57 AM »
What would you say to a chick with this as a profile picture?



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Nothing ?

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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2013, 05:49:34 AM »
Girls and sons......... you know the rest

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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2013, 06:01:51 AM »
Dogs aren't kids...

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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2013, 06:05:20 AM »
Dogs aren't kids...

Thanks.
"I was thinking more like "what kind of lady owns a pitbull ?

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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2013, 06:05:37 AM »
what does it matter

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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2013, 06:10:31 AM »
Just quote Jenny's boyfriend Wesley from Forrest Gump and start off the conversation with "Who's the baby killer?"


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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2013, 06:16:22 AM »
Thanks.
"I was thinking more like "what kind of lady owns a pitbull ?

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Although the question down at the bottom is a head scratcher...I hope she means how many owners of Pitbulls are here, and not how many have Pitbulls as partners...


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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2013, 06:17:28 AM »
Although the question down at the bottom is a head scratcher...I hope she means how many owners of Pitbulls are here, and not how many have Pitbulls as partners...


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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2013, 06:39:04 AM »
what does it matter





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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2013, 10:14:27 AM »




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I think this was posted before. Many of these reporters need to call before hand or ask off camera if they can do an interview. You don't ambush grieving families like that...

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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2013, 10:32:21 AM »
Most single women who are heavily emotionally attached to a dog are above average in looks and below average in "not being a huge weirdo" in my experience.

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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2013, 12:15:41 PM »
Most single women who are heavily emotionally attached to a dog are above average in looks and below average in "not being a huge weirdo" in my experience.

A pitbull ??

A lady owns a Dog the size of a purse ....what kind of a woman owns Cujo?




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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2013, 12:16:46 PM »
I think this was posted before. Many of these reporters need to call before hand or ask off camera if they can do an interview. You don't ambush grieving families like that...


She did ask before turning the camera on ....   BTW that was the most disgusting display of behavior I have ever seen .


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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2013, 01:02:51 PM »
Most single women who are heavily emotionally attached to a dog are above average in looks and below average in "not being a huge weirdo" in my experience.
that's "issues" central...control issues.

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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2013, 03:09:58 PM »

Nothing ?
The only appropriate response.
Also, she's probably gross, because everyone knows you have to prove you're pretty and have a tolerable body with those pictures, or you're a hideous ooompaloompa troll. Not an actual photo = something/everything to hide. Duh.

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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2013, 03:20:01 PM »
The only appropriate response.
Also, she's probably gross, because everyone knows you have to prove you're pretty and have a tolerable body with those pictures, or you're a hideous ooompaloompa troll. Not an actual photo = something/everything to hide. Duh.
That is an actual photo of a pink nosed pink Pitbull...

But even still, if she had pics of herself---could they be from 2 yrs ago? 6 months ago?

Just being difficult...

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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2013, 03:24:19 PM »
The only appropriate response.
Also, she's probably gross, because everyone knows you have to prove you're pretty and have a tolerable body with those pictures, or you're a hideous ooompaloompa troll. Not an actual photo = something/everything to hide. Duh.

Yep.

When I did the POF thing years ago..I would exchange pleasantries with someone for a round or three...then I would request a clear full body pic...if they said anything other thsn YES that was the end of the exchange.

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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2013, 03:42:02 PM »
That is an actual photo of a pink nosed pink Pitbull...

But even still, if she had pics of herself---could they be from 2 yrs ago? 6 months ago?

Just being difficult...

I'm not saying real pictures guarantee that she's a babe. I'm saying that NOT posting a picture is a GUARANTEE that she's a fucking gargoyle. Not every rectangle is a square, but EVERY SQUARE is a rectangle. You follow?

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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2013, 04:25:22 PM »
I'm not saying real pictures guarantee that she's a babe. I'm saying that NOT posting a picture is a GUARANTEE that she's a fucking dog. Not every rectangle is a square, but EVERY SQUARE is a rectangle. You follow?
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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2013, 04:30:56 PM »
Im lost

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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2013, 04:34:05 PM »
Yep.

When I did the POF thing years ago..I would exchange pleasantries with someone for a round or three...then I would request a clear full body pic...if they said anything other thsn YES that was the end of the exchange.
Side note...I saw a dude with a TA, and he was a lifter and had his arm out the window...I said "That's the Groinkmobile."

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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2013, 05:06:55 PM »
I've turned down sex in the past because I didn't want to go in her house where she had two obnoxious dogs.  Settled for BJ in the truck in her parking lot cause getting pawed by two 85 pound monsters 5 minutes before going to town is just a dealbreaker for me.

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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2013, 05:52:58 PM »
Yep.

When I did the POF thing years ago..I would exchange pleasantries with someone for a round or three...then I would request a clear full body pic...if they said anything other thsn YES that was the end of the exchange.

How long did you talk turkey and jerk their ego's off before you requested their digits?

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Re: Dating site question.
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2013, 05:57:50 PM »
I've turned down sex in the past because I didn't want to go in her house where she had two obnoxious dogs.  Settled for BJ in the truck in her parking lot cause getting pawed by two 85 pound monsters 5 minutes before going to town is just a dealbreaker for me.

the dogs ran a train on her once she got inside

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