Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?

[Army of One]

Ha, we actually met some trannys on the train. I had no idea it was a gay area

Lol@ not knowing the San Francisco of the UK was a gay area 

[Icelord]

It's 2014. They want equality? Why do we always have to propose?

Let them do it.

[Papper]

I know there are some devoted husbands on here as not all getbiggers are emotionally awkward individuals unable to build meaningful relationships.

How did you propose? Did you make the effort of just go straight for the jugular?

Just straight out ask him.

[the trainer]

I know there are some devoted husbands on here as not all getbiggers are emotionally awkward individuals unable to build meaningful relationships.

How did you propose? Did you make the effort of just go straight for the jugular?

I went down on my knees and said would you please stop having sex with me and take my money.

[Fortress]

I asked her father for her hand and then proposed in the Boston Public Gardens.

Hell, you have your own hand, my man. What you wanted was the vag.

[AbrahamG]

I asked her father for her hand and then proposed in the Boston Public Gardens.

This type of pussy shit simply cannot be "no homo'd".

[polychronopolous]

I knocked her unconscious, grabbed her by the hair, brought her to the nearest cave and waited for her to ovulate.

Ah the good ole days.

[Bertha Butt]

It was Phreak's birthday and we were home alone. Suddenly he bounced off to grab a freezer bag from the closet.  He said that although it was his birthday, he had a present for me. Then he started rambling on about important dates and forgetting them. I put on my patiently listening face, but thought he'd better give me that birthday calendar already.
Instead of reaching into that bag, he threw it on the ground and knelt on it (the freezer bag cushioning his knee). I was still thinking of those birthday calendars, when it suddenly occurred to me that he just proposed!

It's a happy marriage, but after 6,5 years I still have no birthday calendar to hang in the bathroom...

[Papper]

I went down on my knees and said would you please stop having sex with me and take my money.

hahahaaa

Hell, you have your own hand, my man. What you wanted was the vag.

No sugar coating!

[phreak]

It was Phreak's birthday and we were home alone. Suddenly he bounced off to grab a freezer bag from the closet.  He said that although it was his birthday, he had a present for me. Then he started rambling on about important dates and forgetting them. I put on my patiently listening face, but thought he'd better give me that birthday calendar already.
Instead of reaching into that bag, he threw it on the ground and knelt on it (the freezer bag cushioning his knee). I was still thinking of those birthday calendars, when it suddenly occurred to me that he just proposed!

It's a happy marriage, but after 6,5 years I still have no birthday calendar to hang in the bathroom...

I actually put a cushion in there. Love you, but I'm not ruining a knee in order to propose.

[_aj_]

This type of pussy shit simply cannot be "no homo'd".

I am a bit old fashioned.

[Kim Jong Bob]

LOL, I forgot to add "NO HOMO"

lol woumd have been awesome if you said to her father "no homo sir, but i want to ask for your daughters hand"

[DroppingPlates]

I actually put a cushion in there. Love you, but I'm not ruining a knee in order to propose.

Should I ever marry a Getbigger (no homo), then I would never tell her my screen name
Anyways, I'm happy for both of you.

[phreak]

Should I ever marry a Getbigger (no homo), then I would never tell her my screen name
Anyways, I'm happy for both of you.

Thanks!

And I was considering posting under another alias as well. However, I wanted to use the one I have embroidered on my Adidas, so that would have been too obvious.

[DroppingPlates]

Thanks!

And I was considering posting under another alias as well. However, I wanted to use the one I have embroidered on my Adidas, so that would have been too obvious.

Haha, hence that name 
At least both of you have different screen names. IMO, one of the e-creepiest things are couples with a shared email/Facebook/Getbig/etc account 

[phreak]

Haha, hence that name 
At least both of you have different screen names. IMO, one of the e-creepiest things are couples with a shared email/Facebook/Getbig/etc account 

We have few secrets, but she's not getting into my secret porn account!

[Bertha Butt]

I actually put a cushion in there. Love you, but I'm not ruining a knee in order to propose.

You told me your knee was already busted because you wrestled one musclebear too many...

Should I ever marry a Getbigger (no homo), then I would never tell her my screen name
Anyways, I'm happy for both of you.

Oh, I would recognise him anyway.

We have few secrets, but she's not getting into my secret porn account!

I won't tell you where my secret cookie and chocolate stash is. 

[Man of Steel]

Devoted husband= beta male who gets sex once a month and has given up on himself.

Hey, hey, hey....it's three times a month Nancy!  





























































































































Ok it's twice, but shut up!

[phreak]

You told me your knee was already busted because you wrestled one musclebear too many...

[DroppingPlates]

You told me your knee was already busted because you wrestled one musclebear too many...

Oh, I would recognise him anyway.

I won't tell you where my secret cookie and chocolate stash is. 

A 'pleasure egg' and Wiggs, you mean?

[240 is Back]

I went down on my knees and said would you please stop having sex with me and take my money.

bwahahahahhaha

[Bertha Butt]

A 'pleasure egg' and Wiggs, you mean?

No way! 

[Novena]

by accident

bench

When is the baby due?