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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #77 on: September 06, 2014, 05:13:54 AM »

 :D

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #78 on: September 06, 2014, 05:14:53 AM »


 :D
That car is ugly as fuck. You could get so much more for that price range.

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #81 on: September 06, 2014, 06:38:27 AM »


Brutal Alhambraesque diaper, savage stark English cornice, monster Grecian torso.  What a mess.

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #82 on: September 06, 2014, 07:01:35 AM »
Brutal Alhambraesque diaper, savage stark English cornice, monster Grecian torso.  What a mess.

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #83 on: September 06, 2014, 07:26:51 AM »


That building's facade is a weird mishmash of styles and features.

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #84 on: September 06, 2014, 08:29:03 AM »
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Never owned one and I wasn't looking but I think the price is right.  Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?



stone age technology, shit fuel consumption, zero class. give it a go!

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #85 on: September 06, 2014, 08:59:32 PM »
Don't ever brag about owning a "Kia" again.  ::)

I personally think it's better to be driving a new comfy car you can afford.
Too many people spend their hard earned cash  driving some hyped, over  priced luxury model for pure bragging rights.
I don't have a need to buy a car for a status symbol or bragging rights.

If you really like a car, fine, but buy it for YOU, not what others might say.

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #86 on: September 06, 2014, 09:06:29 PM »
had a lincoln navigator back in the day, same shit, nothing special.

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #87 on: September 06, 2014, 09:11:48 PM »
when i was 18 and in uni

my dad leased one for me which was reallly amazing because it was the "platinum edition" ior hwatever they called the luxury one

and i got it with SEVEN miles on it (meaning only test drives)

my dad picked out red though, he thought i'd like it and i did at 18..  but now lookin back a cherry red escalade was raelaly gaudy and i wish i had a black one

yes yes rich kkid of peace

i am not saying i hustled or anything to get it. i am humble though.

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #88 on: September 06, 2014, 09:17:18 PM »
when i was 18 and in uni

my dad leased one for me which was reallly amazing because it was the "platinum edition" ior hwatever they called the luxury one

and i got it with SEVEN miles on it (meaning only test drives)

my dad picked out red though, he thought i'd like it and i did at 18..  but now lookin back a cherry red escalade was raelaly gaudy and i wish i had a black one

yes yes rich kkid of peace

i am not saying i hustled or anything to get it. i am humble though.

So dear old daddy got it for ya? I'll bet you had a college fund too that paid for school?

I had my own college fund too, it was my vets benefits from 4 yrs active duty USMC. ;)

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #89 on: September 06, 2014, 09:48:16 PM »
This is the model I presently have I'm very happy with it

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #90 on: September 07, 2014, 01:33:41 AM »
So dear old daddy got it for ya? I'll bet you had a college fund too that paid for school?

I had my own college fund too, it was my vets benefits from 4 yrs active duty USMC. ;)

So you're coming at me for being honest?

How about shut your mouth old man and fuck your god damned service because you came at my dad

And besides one on one you in your
Prime vs me any time

I would murder you after I pissed in your
Mouth

Hypothetically of course

IRL it would be much worse

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #91 on: September 07, 2014, 01:36:06 AM »
when i was 18 and in uni

my dad leased one for me which was reallly amazing because it was the "platinum edition" ior hwatever they called the luxury one

and i got it with SEVEN miles on it (meaning only test drives)

my dad picked out red though, he thought i'd like it and i did at 18..  but now lookin back a cherry red escalade was raelaly gaudy and i wish i had a black one

yes yes rich kkid of peace

i am not saying i hustled or anything to get it. i am humble though.
dam bro, you must have had some good times  8)

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #92 on: September 07, 2014, 01:51:01 AM »
dam bro, you must have had some good times  8)

i did. i lived a lot when i was younger. and i studied a lot. i went to an ivy and nobody got me in. forgive my honesty. but i'll be forthcoming that my dad paid for all of it. and i'm not pretentious. i also have a genius iq and am humble.

Howard is neither. He came and attacked me for admitting my dad paid for my college and provided me with a vehicle. Then went on to attempt to create the "if" of his causal nexus by stating that he served our country, expecting me or perhaps anyone to have enough blind confirmation bias to not see through a blatant attempt at manipulating me into a submissive position.

However, I want to make clear exactly what I said before: Fuck your service, Howard. I don't respect you even one bit for the time you gave our country. I think of you as a fool, and pity you for not finding a better and less destructive way to pay for your college.

Why weren't you just born with a rich family? I just played with semantics and said exactly what you said to me in different words.

Go fuck yourself and your service you sheep minded, pawn like, half witted fool. we all know you were the bottom of the barrel and probably served in the army as well because you couldn't score high enough to get in the air force or you're too short. Either way, you don't have my respect. You could have been a commander in the american legion (you're old enough you girl) or you can just admit that you changed gas on cars or cleaned urinals because they woulnd't trust you with a gun.

Two way road, you fucking bitch. Not everyone was born rich and not everyone was born dumb. I had one; you had the other.

When in reality I am not sitting here, 28, exponentially more succesful than howard,

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #93 on: September 07, 2014, 02:07:26 AM »
This car looks like shit.