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Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« on: November 12, 2013, 04:37:05 PM »
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Never owned one and I wasn't looking but I think the price is right.  Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2013, 04:40:36 PM »
No other car looks as good whether parked out front of the country club OR the nightclub.

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2013, 04:42:23 PM »
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?



That's a STEAL , solid vehicles

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2013, 04:45:46 PM »
buy it!!!!!!

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2013, 04:47:01 PM »
vehicles like this are unimportant. gas guzzler

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2013, 04:49:25 PM »
It's worth twice that, buy it.

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2013, 04:51:03 PM »
Check its wear & tear first. its an older caddy, might need a lot of repairs.
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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2013, 04:52:04 PM »
It's worth twice that, buy it.


 :)  Looks that way.  A quick search on Craigslist showed $23,00 - 26,000 as the price range.  I'm on it. . .  He drove it a lot-  2009 with 71,000 miles on it. . .
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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2013, 04:56:56 PM »
I never owned one.  I prefer not to get carjacked and murdered by Hebrews.

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2013, 04:57:46 PM »
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Never owned one and I wasn't looking but I think the price is right.  Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?



that is an ugly thing

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2013, 05:00:06 PM »

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2013, 05:01:37 PM »
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Never owned one and I wasn't looking but I think the price is right.  Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?



Buy it and you might be able to pick up a slut and take your hands off your dick and finally touch some pussy.

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2013, 05:07:44 PM »
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Never owned one and I wasn't looking but I think the price is right.  Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?


i like the color

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2013, 05:09:43 PM »
Buy it and you might be able to pick up a slut and take your hands off your dick and finally touch some pussy.
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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2013, 05:10:50 PM »
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Never owned one and I wasn't looking but I think the price is right.  Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?


Get it and trade it in for the 2015 Escalade

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2013, 05:13:14 PM »
Is it bugged?

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2013, 05:14:05 PM »
Parker,

what do you think of this and how much it cost to buy a brand new one in US (LIMITED model?)

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2013, 05:14:34 PM »
Great vehicle at a good price. No negatives that I can see.

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2013, 05:14:50 PM »
Is it bugged?

 ;D  Valid question. Probably no, but there's most likely some "residue" in there some place.
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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2013, 05:17:59 PM »
;D  Valid question. Probably no, but there's most likely some "residue" in there some place.
Should have a secret compartment at least...

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2013, 05:28:21 PM »
  Congrats Tommy

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2013, 06:28:29 PM »


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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2013, 07:03:04 PM »
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Never owned one and I wasn't looking but I think the price is right.  Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?



15k is half of what it should be. 09's go for 25-30k.

09 is a good year as well. nice interior/nav

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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2013, 07:28:19 PM »
Thanks cats. I'll see and drive the chariot tomorrow morning.
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Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2013, 07:55:12 PM »
shit, if I didn't just buy another truck, i'd buy it myself.

interiors are nice and plush, nav and driver info system is nice. you can resell it for an easy 25K and pocket 10k and buy a regular 09 Tahoe/Yukon for 20 and profit 5k.... although i'd keep the escalade.