Let me start out by saying that I don't know who this "Gigantic Event" douche is, or what his unhinged rants are all about. With that firmly established, let's get to it, shall we?
Congratulations, I guess, on not having a parole or probation officer. But it's not nice to tell people to shut up.
You don't give a fuck and yet here you are, whining and complaining and demanding that people shut up, and threatening to "report" them.
LOL... that's precious. What are you gonna do, shank people with your toilet-paper stabby thing?
I don't know who you are, but from your posts I think you couldn't give a moment's thought, since that would require a functioning brain, instead of a collection of randomly-firing neurons. As for reporting people, here's the Internet's collective reply:

allow me to explain, as I've always thought you to be an intelligent person.
I show them the same courtesy they show me, as far as what's "poor form" and what isn't . it's poor form to bring in personal life stuff...it's poor form to report someone to a mod.
One scumbag move begets another. i really don't see the problem.