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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #25 on: January 01, 2015, 02:45:47 PM »
The problem is that Johnny Falcon has examined the depths of intellectual knowledge to its core. When one delves into such depths, one cannot walk away feeling anything except horror, awe, and wonder. As Nietzche said, "And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Falcon has looked into that abyss of knowledge and has forever been changed. We cannot understand, nor contemplate his level of reality, or nonreality for that matter. Falcon has reached into such depths, that he is now examining and perceiving nonreality. A rare feat only accomplished by a few enlightened individuals.

Respect.

no wonder your so afraid of death.

Reality is your true essential nature. Realizing that is enlightenment, not some nihilistic illumination like you think.

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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2015, 02:48:05 PM »
could you give us an example of your recent wit?

Falcon just discovered how to put a plug into an outlet to create electricity.



Next, he is moving onto finger painting. Last I heard, he is going to be rivaling Leonardo Davinci.
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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #27 on: January 01, 2015, 02:49:26 PM »
Maybe the three of us can start some sort of re-education camps.  We can hire Coach to rake leaves.

LMAO!!! We do need a grounds keeper to keep up the camp.  :D :D
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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #28 on: January 01, 2015, 02:50:19 PM »
LMAO!!! We do need a grounds keeper to keep up the camp.  :D :D
Well he IS mexican so I think its a natural fit.  Duck to water and so forth.

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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #29 on: January 01, 2015, 02:51:29 PM »
no wonder your so afraid of death.

Reality is your true essential nature. Realizing that is enlightenment, not some nihilistic illumination like you think.

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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #30 on: January 01, 2015, 02:55:57 PM »
Well he IS mexican so I think its a natural fit.  Duck to water and so forth.

We just need to be sure that Falcon teaches people other things besides electricity. Maybe about heme-iron and olive oil and grass clippings.
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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #31 on: January 01, 2015, 03:00:20 PM »

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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #32 on: January 01, 2015, 03:03:33 PM »


The man speaks in mystic riddles.

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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #33 on: January 01, 2015, 03:12:55 PM »


Some folks here just don`t care to incwease their knowledge of ewectwicity it seems.

Ignorant idjits!  ;D

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« Reply #34 on: January 01, 2015, 03:26:08 PM »
I tried to get Falcon into studying nonlinear dynamical systems, but he thought it was too much common sense.

Falcon needs to contact all the scientists at Harvard who study dynamical systems and teach them.
Remember the time he got that job as a janitor at Harvard? He was solving at those equations the teacher would leave behind for the students. Good times, good times

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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #35 on: January 01, 2015, 03:28:23 PM »
Remember the time he got that job as a janitor at Harvard? He was solving at those equations the teacher would leave behind for the students. Good times, good times
Good one!  :D

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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #36 on: January 01, 2015, 03:28:38 PM »
it's not just here Johnny, people want to be funny all the time and fail.  problem is they think they are funny for some reason.

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« Reply #37 on: January 01, 2015, 03:37:46 PM »
Remember the time he got that job as a janitor at Harvard? He was solving at those equations the teacher would leave behind for the students. Good times, good times

Good reference.  ;D ;D
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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #38 on: January 01, 2015, 03:57:48 PM »
it's not just here Johnny, people want to be funny all the time and fail.  problem is they think they are funny for some reason.
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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #39 on: January 01, 2015, 04:34:00 PM »
People here think really dumb stuff is cool

But they think really cool stuff is stupid

I could have made millions as a stand up comic, but chose teaching physics instead.
Life is full of tough choices.

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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #40 on: January 01, 2015, 04:38:32 PM »
I could have made millions as a stand up comic, but chose teaching physics instead.
Life is full of tough choices.

Based on your posts here, you made the right decision.

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« Reply #41 on: January 01, 2015, 04:43:50 PM »
Based on your posts here, you made the right decision.

Glad you enjoy my comic talent for free here at getbig.
I'll be here all week. ;)

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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #42 on: January 01, 2015, 04:49:06 PM »



Recalling no prior wit or purposeful humor from any JF post ever, and no help here from him clearing up "funny," I'm forced to conclude the following: Southern hilarity most commonly ensues when an obese hillbilly YouTubes himself awkwardly bullying a heavy bag - funnier still when said comedian combines uncoordinated pugilistics with unintentionally atonal Jethro Tull karaoke.

This is what should amuse us, correct, John? My goal here, as always, clarity.


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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #43 on: January 01, 2015, 05:57:11 PM »
Despite their serpentine appearance, electric eels are not actually eels. Their scientific classification is closer to carp and catfish.

These famous freshwater predators get their name from the enormous electrical charge they can generate to stun prey and dissuade predators. Their bodies contain electric organs with about 6,000 specialized cells called electrocytes that store power like tiny batteries. When threatened or attacking prey, these cells will discharge simultaneously, emitting a burst of at least 600 volts, five times the power of a standard U.S. wall socket.

They live in the murky streams and ponds of the Amazon and Orinoco basins of South America, feeding mainly on fish, but also amphibians and even birds and small mammals. As air-breathers, they must come to the surface frequently. They also have poor eyesight, but can emit a low-level charge, less than 10 volts, which they use like radar to navigate and locate prey.

Electric eels can reach huge proportions, exceeding 8 feet (2.5 meters) in length and 44 pounds (20 kilograms) in weight. They have long, cylindrical bodies and flattened heads and are generally dark green or grayish on top with yellowish coloring underneath.

Human deaths from electric eels are extremely rare. However, multiple shocks can cause respiratory or heart failure, and people have been known to drown in shallow water after a stunning jolt.

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« Reply #44 on: January 01, 2015, 06:12:53 PM »
Despite their serpentine appearance, electric eels are not actually eels. Their scientific classification is closer to carp and catfish.

These famous freshwater predators get their name from the enormous electrical charge they can generate to stun prey and dissuade predators. Their bodies contain electric organs with about 6,000 specialized cells called electrocytes that store power like tiny batteries. When threatened or attacking prey, these cells will discharge simultaneously, emitting a burst of at least 600 volts, five times the power of a standard U.S. wall socket.

They live in the murky streams and ponds of the Amazon and Orinoco basins of South America, feeding mainly on fish, but also amphibians and even birds and small mammals. As air-breathers, they must come to the surface frequently. They also have poor eyesight, but can emit a low-level charge, less than 10 volts, which they use like radar to navigate and locate prey.

Electric eels can reach huge proportions, exceeding 8 feet (2.5 meters) in length and 44 pounds (20 kilograms) in weight. They have long, cylindrical bodies and flattened heads and are generally dark green or grayish on top with yellowish coloring underneath.

Human deaths from electric eels are extremely rare. However, multiple shocks can cause respiratory or heart failure, and people have been known to drown in shallow water after a stunning jolt.

See, now that shit is hilarious.

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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #45 on: January 01, 2015, 08:40:15 PM »

Recalling no prior wit or purposeful humor from any JF post ever, and no help here from him clearing up "funny," I'm forced to conclude the following: Southern hilarity most commonly ensues when an obese hillbilly YouTubes himself awkwardly bullying a heavy bag - funnier still when said comedian combines uncoordinated pugilistics with unintentionally atonal Jethro Tull karaoke.

This is what should amuse us, correct, John? My goal here, as always, clarity.



How dare you the unattractive!

FatherWaddington hath bestowed these gifts upon ALL mankind! These presents, as well as his presence,  should be honored and revered, not viewed with a skeptic eye and mocking undertones.

You may rue the day Martin decides to turn his attention from the heavy bag and apply it to his fellow man.

Heed this warning and these advices: don't judge a Falcon by the direction of its flight nor the perceived strength of its talons, a hibernating bear is a worthy adversary when awoken from its slumber as is a man with an idea.

Getbig has long been known for being the home of the wayward genius; those not recognized by peers, professionals, nor standardized education, spelling, or fact checking. Certainly we have those who don't follow this criteria, but Howard is an outcast in every walk of life, yet we will not "throw out the baby with the bath water."

Smarten up imbeciles lest PadreWaddell no longer graces this place with his light.

Life is short and that is not funny.
Long live the thong.

God speed


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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #46 on: January 01, 2015, 09:01:00 PM »
How dare you the unattractive!

FatherWaddington hath bestowed these gifts upon ALL mankind! These presents, as well as his presence,  should be honored and revered, not viewed with a skeptic eye and mocking undertones.

You may rue the day Martin decides to turn his attention from the heavy bag and apply it to his fellow man.

Heed this warning and these advices: don't judge a Falcon by the direction of its flight nor the perceived strength of its talons, a hibernating bear is a worthy adversary when awoken from its slumber as is a man with an idea.

Getbig has long been known for being the home of the wayward genius; those not recognized by peers, professionals, nor standardized education, spelling, or fact checking. Certainly we have those who don't follow this criteria, but Howard is an outcast in every walk of life, yet we will not "throw out the baby with the bath water."

Smarten up imbeciles lest PadreWaddell no longer graces this place with his light.

Life is short and that is not funny.
Long live the thong.

God speed



Nice. Just wanted him to define funny is all. Like maybe a movie, character, or comedian he deems worthy of praise. That is all I desire, nothing more or less.

Too much to ask?

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Re: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny
« Reply #47 on: January 01, 2015, 09:24:51 PM »
Nice. Just wanted him to define funny is all. Like maybe a movie, character, or comedian he deems worthy of praise. That is all I desire, nothing more or less.

Too much to ask?

It will be appreciated that you watch your tone when addressing JuanHaclon.
Furthermore and henceforth your questions shall be presented in a statement of praise fashion as follows, "Oh great king of feathered beasts, father of fathers, both those educated electronically and those imbeciles who go powerless; where may I find words or actions that would bring joy and merriment to your bosom that my simple mind and heart could ever bestow pleasure to you. "

If legendary Begetter were to answer his benevolent reply would be Stephen Hawkins. And on a lesser day the cable installer known as Lawrence. 

Repulsive thank you for your pursuit of knowledge.

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« Reply #48 on: January 01, 2015, 09:52:02 PM »
It will be appreciated that you watch your tone when addressing JuanHaclon.
Furthermore and henceforth your questions shall be presented in a statement of praise fashion as follows, "Oh great king of feathered beasts, father of fathers, both those educated electronically and those imbeciles who go powerless; where may I find words or actions that would bring joy and merriment to your bosom that my simple mind and heart could ever bestow pleasure to you. "

If legendary Begetter were to answer his benevolent reply would be Stephen Hawkins. And on a lesser day the cable installer known as Lawrence.  

Repulsive thank you for your pursuit of knowledge.

Ha! Brilliant. Reads like effortless Shakespearean prose; textually, an exquisite Hellenistic sculpture carved from the finest Pentelic marble.

Tone adjustment noted. Well done.

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« Reply #49 on: January 01, 2015, 09:59:27 PM »
Ha! Brilliant. Reads like effortless Shakespearean prose; textually, an exquisite Hellenistic sculpture carved from the finest Pentelic marble.

Tone adjustment noted. Well done.

Carry on knowledge seeker.