Author Topic: why do people here try so hard yet stiill fail at being funny (Read 6404 times)

Marty Champions · « **on:** December 31, 2014, 03:36:03 PM »

Dumb life one must lead

Give the attempted humor a rest

What rewards come from it?

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #1 on:** December 31, 2014, 03:37:51 PM »

They need to learn their craft on getbig

Marty Champions · « **Reply #2 on:** December 31, 2014, 03:59:38 PM »

People here think really dumb stuff is cool

But they think really cool stuff is stupid

Archer77 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 31, 2014, 04:12:02 PM »

To much heme iron and low electrical levels.

The Scott · « **Reply #4 on:** December 31, 2014, 04:16:34 PM »

Quote from: Marty Champions on December 31, 2014, 03:36:03 PM

Dumb life one must lead

Give the attempted humor a rest

What rewards come from it?

Pot meet kettle. I'm over it. You?

Happy New Year Bhagwan.

Knooger · « **Reply #5 on:** December 31, 2014, 06:17:47 PM »

Cum drunk fucking idiots fill the halls of Getbig, it'll be a great day when AIDS wipe them clean from the face of this planet.

Fallsview · « **Reply #6 on:** December 31, 2014, 06:22:20 PM »

People are tired of your old bullshit...same shit over and over. You're spiraling. You insult Adonis the one person that helped you with your little problem. You used to be very positive...now your just a sack of shit.

STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slapper · « **Reply #7 on:** December 31, 2014, 06:37:30 PM »

Quote from: Marty Champions on December 31, 2014, 03:36:03 PM

Dumb life one must lead

Give the attempted humor a rest

What rewards come from it?

And why is it that you seek such unwarranted attention by going into a forum to vent and then bitch about when you get shellacked with retarded comments?

If you don't want people to call you stupid, stop acting stupidly.

It's as simple as that.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #8 on:** December 31, 2014, 06:43:17 PM »

Drink 2 gallons of borax and call me in the morning.

falco · « **Reply #9 on:** January 01, 2015, 03:45:34 AM »

Quote from: Marty Champions on December 31, 2014, 03:36:03 PM

Dumb life one must lead

Give the attempted humor a rest

What rewards come from it?

Electricity made you bitter?

Rami · « **Reply #10 on:** January 01, 2015, 04:24:08 AM »

Marty and I are disappointed, we wanted so much more for you people.

Europe · « **Reply #11 on:** January 01, 2015, 04:29:07 AM »

practice makes perfect??

muscleman-2013 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 01, 2015, 04:56:35 AM »

Quote from: The Scott on December 31, 2014, 04:16:34 PM

Pot meet kettle.

My thoughts exactly.

Royalty · « **Reply #13 on:** January 01, 2015, 01:41:30 PM »

Royalty · « **Reply #14 on:** January 01, 2015, 01:43:33 PM »

SF1900 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 01, 2015, 01:45:21 PM »

The problem is that Johnny Falcon has examined the depths of intellectual knowledge to its core. When one delves into such depths, one cannot walk away feeling anything except horror, awe, and wonder. As Nietzche said, "And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Falcon has looked into that abyss of knowledge and has forever been changed. We cannot understand, nor contemplate his level of reality, or nonreality for that matter. Falcon has reached into such depths, that he is now examining and perceiving nonreality. A rare feat only accomplished by a few enlightened individuals.

Respect.

The Ugly · « **Reply #16 on:** January 01, 2015, 01:52:07 PM »

What could JF possibly know about funny?

ChristopherA · « **Reply #17 on:** January 01, 2015, 02:12:31 PM »

I often wonder why someone who obviously doesn't workout and is a fat slob, why would they post on a bodybuilding forum? Maybe they even used to lift and looks fantastic. What happened?

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #18 on:** January 01, 2015, 02:19:35 PM »

Quote from: Fallsview on December 31, 2014, 06:22:20 PM

People are tired of your old bullshit...same shit over and over. You're spiraling. You insult Adonis the one person that helped you with your little problem. You used to be very positive...now your just a sack of shit.

STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

x2 the falcon went downhill.

wes · « **Reply #19 on:** January 01, 2015, 02:26:08 PM »

Red Clay Of Peace

ChristopherA · « **Reply #20 on:** January 01, 2015, 02:27:46 PM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on January 01, 2015, 02:19:35 PM

x2 the falcon went downhill.

X3. Lots of vets getting bored of Failcones tired act. This whole place is a joke. It's an anonymous bb forum, everyone is jus on here fucking around blowing off steam. Why would you care if other posters, who you will never meet in real life, aren't interested in learning. Like at some point during the day Johnny is actually thinking to himself, "Why won't SF1900 help me learn getbig about electricity?" Meth is a helluva drug. Stay in school, kids.

SF1900 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 01, 2015, 02:34:01 PM »

Quote from: ChristopherA on January 01, 2015, 02:27:46 PM

X3. Lots of vets getting bored of Failcones tired act. This whole place is a joke. It's an anonymous bb forum, everyone is jus on here fucking around blowing off steam. Why would you care if other posters, who you will never meet in real life, aren't interested in learning. Like at some point during the day Johnny is actually thinking to himself, "Why won't SF1900 help me learn getbig about electricity?" Meth is a helluva drug. Stay in school, kids.

I tried to get Falcon into studying nonlinear dynamical systems, but he thought it was too much common sense.

Falcon needs to contact all the scientists at Harvard who study dynamical systems and teach them.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #22 on:** January 01, 2015, 02:42:00 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 01, 2015, 02:34:01 PM

I tried to get Falcon into studying nonlinear dynamical systems, but he thought it was too much common sense.

Falcon needs to contact all the scientists at Harvard who study dynamical systems and teach them.

We are both still in the proverbial Marty Champion doghouse.

SF1900 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 01, 2015, 02:43:23 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on January 01, 2015, 02:42:00 PM

We are both still in the proverbial Marty Champion doghouse.

He got mad over PM. I tried to explain to him that you can't force people to learn. They will learn when they want to. He highly disagreed with me.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #24 on:** January 01, 2015, 02:45:18 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 01, 2015, 02:43:23 PM

He got mad over PM. I tried to explain to him that you can't force people to learn. They will learn when they want to. He highly disagreed with me.

Maybe the three of us can start some sort of re-education camps. We can hire Coach to rake leaves.