Why are women

[da_vinci]

Women have children when they are either comfortable in there career and both people agree it's a good time financialy to have one. (Rarly ever happens).

Or the women has nothing going on in her life to be proud of so being a mother is the only thing that will make her feel important and gives her life meaning. Happens 98% of the time

Yes. But without that "meaning" they would go bat shit crazy, and most womean are quite crazy to begin with. It's funny when one understands it, but it's a real deal/serious bussiness for them.

[Grape Ape]

Ah....more insight into what women want and what drives them....

[ritch]

my gf told me that if we ever get married, we should avoid the big wedding drama shit, lets get married in a gas station, lets buy some cool gas station merchandise and we're set.

she also said if she got pregnant without the possibility for an abortion she would shoot heroin in to her vein and then hang her self.

she's a great investment, she just needs to get back in shape and she's a keeper.

Keeper!!!

[BigRo]

Woman are more into relationships and social interaction along with caring for babies, etc.
Most men don't care about that stuff. It's why I never had kids. I never wanted to deal with the time , $$ and stress of parenting.

most men don't care about having babies? what's the world come too...

[Competitor 9]

Yes. But without that "meaning" they would go bat shit crazy, and most womean are quite crazy to begin with. It's funny when one understands it, but it's a real deal/serious bussiness for them.

My ex they wanted kids and to stay at home....

My current wife already told me if she gets prego. It's a straight trip to planned parenthood she's focused on school and enjoying our time together. Zero reason to add unneeded stress and financial hardships just cuz

[Competitor 9]

Pissing away several  thousand on a large diamond ring and wedding is foolish for most couples.

This last marriage wasn't our first rodeo .
I spent a tad under $1000 for the ring and we split the $3600 wedding.

We had a nice ceremony at a chapel cabin in the heart of the NE Ga Mts.
We had aprox 30 close friends and family there and her 85 yr old dad stumbled won the aisle with her .

I spent 5500.... On the ring but when your wife's bad as shit you need something big and shine so other people think she's got some rich guy at home! Haha

[Tapeworm]

Ah....more insight into what women want and what drives them....

If someone stapled all these pages together we'd be #1 on The Times best seller.  Easy.  

'Understandin' Bitches' - Omnibus featuring such insightful essays as "Why Are Women" and "Man Acting Whore Smackdown."  The authoritative tome.  A must have for any serious reference library.

[maxkane69]

my gf told me that if we ever get married, we should avoid the big wedding drama shit, lets get married in a gas station, lets buy some cool gas station merchandise and we're set.

she also said if she got pregnant without the possibility for an abortion she would shoot heroin in to her vein and then hang her self.

she's a great investment, she just needs to get back in shape and she's a keeper.

LOL !!!
I LOVE THE WAY YOUR GIRL THINK !!!
DOES SHE HAVE A SISTER ? ? ?

[Meaningless]

Wedding is nice, arrange everything to salute and honor yourself. Fantastic! Weirdest shit ever! Girls living in a dream, brainwashed of media movies and fairytails! Would be pretty hard to spend time with a girl stuck into a dream like that...most of them wake up though! After 10 years, 2 kids and divorce! Then they down to earth, wanne suck your dick knowing their value is equal to horseshit!

Lol.

Weddings are shit. Procreating and raising good children, steering them away from typical generation nothingness is good.

[devilsmile]

LOL !!!
I LOVE THE WAY YOUR GIRL THINK !!!
DOES SHE HAVE A SISTER ? ? ?

she has. But she's married, two sons, pretty, no sense of humor.

I met her once in a family dinner, we all talked blablabla whatever, anyway, I said "there's only one way to bare a party like that and that's a bottle of vodka", she froze completely. Her husband looked at her as if he asked permission to laugh and as you can predict, he fell in to silence. Boring bunch.

we (me and my gf) looked at their kids playing and arguing, being all hyper active and shit, we just told each other how lucky we are for not having kids

[Grape Ape]

If someone stapled all these pages together we'd be #1 on The Times best seller.  Easy.  

'Understandin' Bitches' - Omnibus featuring such insightful essays as "Why Are Women" and "Man Acting Whore Smackdown."  The authoritative tome.  A must have for any serious reference library - Author: a ton of perpetually single men.

Perfect.  Added the author.

[Croatch]

Women usually have no real interests, so they need something.  A woman can only watch so much tv.
Not always the case, but how many women do you know who actually do interesting shit?
Plus, as mentioned...they're sold the dream from when they're a child, so,who can blame them.
Movies are a huge culprit of perpetrating the dream.  Fast forward most marriages....woman is out of shape, kids suck up all the time, both parent look worn out.  Not always, but more than not.
It's always good to compare someone's wedding day to the time after they have a kid...huge shift.  Then the reality of married life sets in.  Oh...so it's not like the movies then?  Woman is wrapped up in kid shit, guy isn't attracted to the wife, gets less attention..etc.
Worst case, the relationship fails, lose house, wife, kid...then resort to getbig for great advices you could have had for free years ago.  Never mingle finances.  These guys who get taken for a ride for some pussy are pure idiots.  They actually deserve to have 80% taken for being so beta.

[Grape Ape]

You guys must have had some shitty women.

[Thong Maniac]

My wife hates babies, children and weddings.

Lucky asshole

[calfzilla]

I've actually stopped pretending to like kids. I openly tell people I hate kids. Makes them melt down. Don't see what's so special about them just interrupt your sleep and cost you money.

[Thong Maniac]

I've actually stopped pretending to like kids. I openly tell people I hate kids. Makes them melt down. Don't see what's so special about them just interrupt your sleep and cost you money.

My wife wants kids eventually. I have literally NO interest. Not sure thats gonna end well

[calfzilla]

x 2 

Also could make you go catabolic.

[Parker]

so into wedding and babies and shit. I mean I cant think of anything more boring. I always avoid weddings if im invited and babies meh messy crappy pukey noisy things.
Give me the gym, MMA and boozer and coke anyday.

[Croatch]

Good post. BUT, in my opinion, the big problem issue is having kids.
I didn't and I've been married 4x.

BOTH need a good career and my wife makes a lot more then me, so wtf.

Between wives , I'd refuse to date any woman who had young children at home.

Why would you get married once, no less 4 times?
How credible are those vows really when people go through marriages like underwear.
Marriage is a make believe thing created by people to financially fuck the other.  Also, for some tax breaks.  The reality, marriage doesn't make a relationship better.  People may think it's more commitment, but it isn't.

[andreisdaman]

For most woman, the wedding is a separate deal from the actual marriage.
To her, the wedding is a show. For them it's real life acting out of a fairytale.
They feel like Cinderella at the ball and all eyes are on them for their big day in their expensive gown.

For men, having people watch you kick ass in an MMA fight or flexing  on stage would be OUR idea of a good show.

We don't value weddings because we don't care about that kind of fairy tale.
If they added, " You may now HUMP the bride" and he roughly bends her over, THEN guys would like weddings .

good point

[The Grim Lifter]

Why would you get married once, no less 4 times?
How credible are those vows really when people go through marriages like underwear.
Marriage is a make believe thing created by people to financially fuck the other.  Also, for some tax breaks.  The reality, marriage doesn't make a relationship better.  People may think it's more commitment, but it isn't.

Howards marriages and why would you do it four times have been discussed more than Dorian vs Ronnie

[devilsmile]

Howard, you're a good brah.

but have you really been married 4 times  ?

SHIT, nuigah!