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Darren Avey

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Why are women
« on: February 11, 2015, 02:51:09 PM »
so into wedding and babies and shit. I mean I cant think of anything more boring. I always avoid weddings if im invited and babies meh messy crappy pukey noisy things.
Give me the gym, MMA and boozer and coke anyday.

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2015, 03:02:18 PM »
weddings I can do without, dont like attending them, been married, no desire to do that again. Open to a baby or two at some stage, got to think of the future generations.

I dont see how booze and especially coke will help your mma and gym progress. Coke I can definitely do without, nasty expensive shite. Some cold beer now and then is heaven though.

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2015, 03:09:46 PM »
Haha Darren is such a bad ass  :D
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Re: Why are women
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2015, 03:25:50 PM »
ive never been to a wedding and i am so happy about it.

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2015, 07:13:34 AM »
Darren is a real man.

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2015, 07:16:20 AM »
My fiance has been ruining my life for the last 6 months with all the wedding planning Shit. All that money time and effort for one lousy day. I wanted to go to the courthouse and get married easy and cheap. But nope she had to do things the hard way.

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2015, 07:18:38 AM »
Hate weddings as well.....my ex-wife would drag me to the weddings of all of her friends and associates.....hated that.....she would give me a hard time, but I would always point out how they all seemed to be divorced within 3-5 years..and that going to these huge weddings which took all day was a monumental waste of time

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2015, 07:22:38 AM »
Last big wedding I attended ended up in divorce after a year. Motivating stuff  :D

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2015, 07:24:45 AM »
My fiance has been ruining my life for the last 6 months with all the wedding planning Shit. All that money time and effort for one lousy day. I wanted to go to the courthouse and get married easy and cheap. But nope she had to do things the hard way.

That's what I did and thank God, wedding are such a fucking waste of money. 15 to 20k for a day full of stress.. How about you take that money and go to Europe for a month... Get a new car. She which one she gets more enjoyment out of

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2015, 07:26:33 AM »
That's what I did and thank God, wedding are such a fucking waste of money. 15 to 20k for a day full of stress.. How about you take that money and go to Europe for a month... Get a new car. She which one she gets more enjoyment out of

It's not a huge wedding but it's still expensive I agree with you man. She's been bitchy too me because I make her do all the work. I didn't want any of it. Ohh well will be over soon. Her parents are sending us on a nice hunnie moon.

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2015, 07:40:46 AM »
my gf told me that if we ever get married, we should avoid the big wedding drama shit, lets get married in a gas station, lets buy some cool gas station merchandise and we're set.

she also said if she got pregnant without the possibility for an abortion she would shoot heroin in to her vein and then hang her self.

she's a great investment, she just needs to get back in shape and she's a keeper.

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2015, 07:45:02 AM »
my gf told me that if we ever get married, we should avoid the big wedding drama shit, lets get married in a gas station, lets buy some cool gas station merchandise and we're set.

she also said if she got pregnant without the possibility for an abortion she would shoot heroin in to her vein and then hang her self.
she's a great investment, she just needs to get back in shape and she's a keeper.

aw. 

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2015, 07:49:33 AM »
so into wedding and babies and shit. I mean I cant think of anything more boring. I always avoid weddings if im invited and babies meh messy crappy pukey noisy things.
Give me the gym, MMA and boozer and coke anyday.
My wife hates babies, children and weddings.

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2015, 07:51:53 AM »
Weddings are no big deal - just a night out of boozing and food with friends.  Single people hook up all the time at them.
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Re: Why are women
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2015, 08:00:09 AM »
Wedding is nice, arrange everything to salute and honor yourself. Fantastic! Weirdest shit ever! Girls living in a dream, brainwashed of media movies and fairytails! Would be pretty hard to spend time with a girl stuck into a dream like that...most of them wake up though! After 10 years, 2 kids and divorce! Then they down to earth, wanne suck your dick knowing their value is equal to horseshit!

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2015, 08:08:36 AM »
My wife hates babies, children and weddings.

Sounds like a keeper.

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2015, 08:10:03 AM »
Sounds like a keeper.

Most definitely a keeper and rare.

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2015, 08:10:31 AM »
For most woman, the wedding is a separate deal from the actual marriage.
To her, the wedding is a show. For them it's real life acting out of a fairytale.
They feel like Cinderella at the ball and all eyes are on them for their big day in their expensive gown.

For men, having people watch you kick ass in an MMA fight or flexing  on stage would be OUR idea of a good show.

We don't value weddings because we don't care about that kind of fairy tale.
If they added, " You may now HUMP the bride" and he roughly bends her over, THEN guys would like weddings .

Haha this was good!

I'm actually nervous about the wedding I get stage freight. I will have to take some xanax.

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2015, 08:17:52 AM »
women want to control lives that's why they want kids. they re the most power hungry creatures on earth: they keep making babies based on this sole desire of being able to control another lifeform. Women lead the world, life in general, dont let anyone tell you otherwise, and they keep life going on and on and on. Also every single thing men do, they do it for women, directly or indirectly.

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2015, 08:20:15 AM »
women want to control lives that's why they want kids. Women lead the world, life in general, and keep it going on and on and on. Everything men do they do it for women.


Men are forced to act like betas. It's how society works now. Learning to balance things determines if you will be miserable or not.

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2015, 08:21:25 AM »
I laugh at the retards who spend $50K-$100K on a wedding then go and rent an apartment for their first few years.  Dumb fucks.  Roll that cash into a down payment on a nice home fucking retards.

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2015, 08:21:54 AM »
My wife hates babies, children and weddings.
Thank God she does not hate babies, children AND kids!

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2015, 08:27:41 AM »
Haha this was good!

I'm actually nervous about the wedding I get stage freight. I will have to take some xanax.

No need for benzos. Just take some beta blockers (anti BP meds), won't by drowzy and won't feel adrenaline. Used for a few times when doing a presentation while studying. Most were shitting their pants and I went up there like a boss.

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2015, 08:28:27 AM »
women want to control lives that's why they want kids. they re the most power hungry creatures on earth: they keep making babies based on this sole desire of being able to control another lifeform.

haha.. good one. It is actually true.

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Re: Why are women
« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2015, 08:33:44 AM »
Women have children when they are either comfortable in there career and both people agree it's a good time financialy to have one. (Rarly ever happens).

Or the women has nothing going on in her life to be proud of so being a mother is the only thing that will make her feel important and gives her life meaning. Happens 98% of the time