Luckily for Melvin Goodrum, he will never have a paying job in any of the fields for which he's purchased fake degrees & licenses, so it really doesn't matter & they're only good for bragging online & at the local Piggly Wiggly, where he is the 3rd best janitor.
You've sure brewed up a frothing santorum of lies & deceit, Melvin Goodrum.