This thread rules. Too bad I didn't visit it sooner.
Broomsticks/fingers up the dog's arse, boots to its balls, flooding its mouth with water from a garden hose, grabbing the back legs and winging the fuck around like it's on an amusement park ride ...
All wonderful stuff.
Then we have Rocky pounding the shovel-headed kill machine's midsection like a slab of beef in Pauly's meat locker.

Me, with my inhuman torquing strength, I'd grab the asshole's head and twist until my brutish abilities snapped its neck. Cue babes saddling up beside me, all begging for the Fortress kielbasa.