Had a chat with Dorian Yates

[dj181]

We don't have many fellas of the dark variety around our way mate

lucky you

[Chidoman]

Just got off the phone with Greg Kovacs and said that after checking his collection of shit stained towels and bedsheets, after years of not being able to wipe his ass with conventional TP, confirmed that HIT workouts made his shit a bit greenish and rougher texture, making him use drapes or curtains instead!....

[Rudee]

Ran into Mike Matarazzo at Costco.  He said he's planning a comeback, and wanted to know if I could give him some tips on how to build big arms. 

[njflex]

saw dorian yates 1st wife she told me doz used only 250 mg test and creatine in 92's mr o victory..

[Coach is Back!]

Just got off the phone with Eugene Sandow and
Louis Cyr. They told me to tell getbig "hey" especially Louis, tells me hes down to 22lbs and feels great.

[njflex]

Just got off the phone with Eugene Sandow and
Louis Cyr. They told me to tell getbig "hey" especially Louis, tells me hes down to 22lbs and feels great.

funny eugene sandow just texted me he's getting a phil heath 'sandow'made as we speak for his mantle..

[rocco-x]

When I spoke to Fux last night over dinner he told me it was intense hard driving ass poundings that made his legs grow to freakish size so I'm gonna give that a whirl...anyone wanna be my new workout partner?
  I'd ask Kai but he's really into the grapefruit thing, plus I'm afraid it'll burn my balloon knot.

[a_pupil]

just got off the phone with laura and she told me that the reason she left mike was because he couldn't bring up his legs.

[Deacon Jeschin]

Had a high pitched chat with Shawn Ray yesterday.

I'm pretty sure Mr. Ray recorded the entire conversation and turned over the transcript to Federal authorities.....just in case.

[Tha Grim Lifter]

saw dorian yates 1st wife she told me doz used only 250 mg test and creatine in 92's mr o victory..

She's a fucking liar. Creatine wasn't invented until 1996.

[Taffin]

She's a fucking liar. Creatine wasn't invented until 1996.

I just had Sunday lunch round at Mr Yates house, and he absolutely insists a buddy used to ship it over to him from the States in '92...

[Deacon Jeschin]

Thought I had a chat with bodybuilding legend Tom Platz.  We talked for a while, and I when I complimented him on his leg training methods and bodybuilding success, he looked at me kind of strange, then began to chuckle.

I then realized I was chatting with talk show host Ellen DeGeneres! We continued talking.....only about pussy.