He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face.
His stories sound more plausible then your theories about the shape of the earth and the original hebrews
They're not theories. They're facts. His stoties would be funny if we were 13 years old. Now piss off noodle arms.
