Stripper's ex-boyfriend comes at me and learns the hard way

[Tunza Muscle]

So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn.  He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.

[residue]

should have made him watch then clean her pussy afterwards,

or made her watch and gaped his asshole

[Skeeter]

So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn.  He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.

How about you shorten your fake story even further and just not post it, you fucking gimmick.

[Tunza Muscle]

How about you shorten your fake story even further and just not post it, you fucking gimmick.

Lol...when you wrote that you probably felt a rush of empowerment. Now looking it at it you seem like a clown.

[Yamcha]

[Skeeter]

Lol...when you wrote that you probably felt a rush of empowerment. Now looking it at it you seem like a clown.

How empowered did you feel when you made up this bullshit story?

[falco]

Have you been taking your medication?

[illuminati]

So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn.  He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.

  Wow what a hero !! 

Then you woke up & it was all but a Dream.

[Powerlift66]

Ok "Tunza DeadBrainCells" 

[Simple Simon]

So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn.  He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.

[denarii]

this is a stripper that only works in the day time?

[Scat Cavier]

So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn.  He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.

You're an idiot for bringing her to her your house lol but you should have cucked him and made him watch you fuck his girl lol

[The_Punisher]

[Nether Animal]

How is this gimmick not banned yet? 

[_bruce_]

Haha - Tunza muscle seems like a joonevile juvenile bastard.

[SGT BARNES]

awesome story bro. totally happened! totally!

[Royalty]

So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn.  He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.

[Kwon]

When you create a story like this, can't you at least make it credible?

Instead of exaggerating so much, make it more credible next time.

For example , just one lapdance instead of a dozen. Maybe she would feel sympathy when you hit her ex instead of laughing at him etc


Small things like that.

[Board_SHERIF]

So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn.  He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.

Print and place in your Purse, then FUK OFF!

[Pray_4_War]

This happened.

[Tunza Muscle]

this is a stripper that only works in the day time?

No brah. I only do the night shift girls. Daytime shift is full of 40 year old has beens, single moms, c-section abs and generally plain looking bitches who can't cope with the competitive pace of a popping night time strip joint. At night you get the dimepiece choice cuts of ass and that's where I step in like a chick magnet pulling down premium pussy.  Put quite simply, I'm that guy who all the rest of the fellas can't stand because I've got the finest bitches hovering around me and to make matters worse I never even reach for my wallet.

[Skeeter]

No brah. I only do the night shift girls. Daytime shift is full of 40 year old has beens, single moms, c-section abs and generally plain looking bitches who can't cope with the competitive pace of a popping night time strip joint. At night you get the dimepiece choice cuts of ass and that's where I step in like a chick magnet pulling down premium pussy.  Put quite simply, I'm that guy who all the rest of the fellas can't stand because I've got the finest bitches hovering around me and to make matters worse I never even reach for my wallet.

[The Italian Lifter]

stories like this is the reason why I love so much getbig

[maxkane69]

So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn.  He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.

Dear Tunza Muscle
I believe you !!!

[Ronnie Rep]

So I met this leggy blonde dancer at this strip joint a couple of weeks ago. Long story short she was totally turned on by my muscles and told me I am very handsome. But we already knew all that. After giving me a dozen free lapdances we headed out to a hotel where I crushed it and addicted her to my cock. She started coming to my crib every night to get her pussy smashed and then two nights ago her ex-boyfriend followed her to my house and ran up on the front door as I was letting her in. This dude starts whining that she's throwing her life away by stripping and he will do anything to get her back. I tell him if you're done whining you need to leave because I'm about to smash this pussy til da break of dawn.  He melts down and throws a fist which I catch in my hand. Then I squeeze his fist until he's crumbling from the pain at which time I headbutt him in the face. Then I pick him up and bodyslam him while the girl laughs at him. Then he's crying like a bitch so I grab him by the back of his shirt collar and shove him out the front door. I poured a couple of drinks rolled a joint and partied with his girl for the next 4 hours while he sat in his car crying.

You need to change your screen name to Tunza Bullshit!