Having sex with ugly female...

[Kwon]

Shame you weren't driving the plane. False Story.

Getbig is Fishy Scent-Media

[DroppingPlates]

[Howard]

It happened once again. Me almost near a 9 having sex with a a lot ner a 4 girl...wtf. Its fucking unfair, all shitty lazy ladies getting all these good looking men. I have seen it before wit other great looking guys to!

Its a fucking shame! How often do we se bad looking guys hanging around with top girls?

Translation :  I'm jealous that the girls at the club went home with the hottest hunky guys.

[Skeeter]

Translation :  I'm jealous that the girls at the club went home with the hottest hunky guys.

Translation: He's no fucking 9.

[Howard]

Translation: He's no fucking 9.

 Compared to Jason Genova and Lenny  at the same club  

[Howard]

I'd bury my nose in her crack deep enough to inspect her anus for  hemorrhoids

[falco]

*edit.. used voice text to type this shit out and just noticed a whole boatload of fucking typos and shit. Too lazy to correct them so whatever

Another time was coming home from a gfs house at 2am on a sunday night when i got a msg from some chic in yucca valley. Had been texting off and on with her for like 3yrs but never got around to sleeping with her. In her pictures she was pretty dark hair dark eyes short and always showed like 3 4 inches of cleavage. Far as I know if she'd been single for that entire time as well and she was a good girl and what not. So at 2 a.m. I'm on the freeway heading home and she asked if I want to come over and hang out and I made sure she meant that night so I told her it'd be another 45 minutes or so until I got home and then it'd be another 45-minute drive back to her place so I probably wouldn't get there till about 3:30 in the morning... So im pretty sure she wants sex. What kind of girl in what should do over at 2 or 3 a.m. to hang out? Anyways I get home take some Viagra and Cialis cuz im already fucking tired and already had sex probably twice that day. Anyways I head up to her place and get up around there about 3:30 or 4 o'clock in the morning because my GPS sent me on some back roads that weren't even paved.. finally pull up to her house and text her let her know I'm there she opens the door before I get out of my car and sticks her head out the door... not even her whole body. Let me backtrack a little bit... She tells me Mitch's chubby and I tell her I don't mind chubby girls or whatever she says she has a little bit of a muffin top I told her like I said I don't care I don't mind chubby girls period so I'm expecting a short girl light skin Latino about five foot 2 kind of chubby and busty... well when I get to the fucking door this bitch didn't have a fucking muffin top This Bitch headlight oh you waste that was like one of those inner tubes you sit on and a water park LOL. I didn't say anything and I didn't want to be rude but I could barely get my arms around her to give her a hug. Anyways we sit on the couch for a while maybe 30 minutes or 45 minutes and she gets me all water period usually want to go to a girl's house that late at night we sit and chill for maybe 10 15 20 minutes or something and they get to business but this shit was taking extra fucking long 45 minutes or an hour or something she keeps asking me if I like what I see and if I'm disappointed or not. I kept having to lie and say yes and no I'm not disappointed. God dammit. Like this pitch nose the pictures she posted or the pictures she took from overhead with the camera angle down making her boobs look big and making her look in a normal sized we're fucking full sever tizing. Long story short we go back to the bedroom and chill and lay down for a while because I'm already fucking tired and I know my fucking Viagra and Cialis is going to be wearing off soon and there's no way I'm going to be able to fuck his bitch without it LOL period and by the time I really didn't even want to fuck her but I kind of felt obligated since I did drive all the way there and I didn't want to waste the Viagra. Been laying in this fucking bitches bed she wants to hang out and shit and I go for the pants would she still fucking head on pants for whatever fucking reason and then she tries to act like know we probably shouldn't do this and she's not like that and whatever but she's giggling the whole time too. I'm thinking bitch what the fuck did you invite me over here for then and it drug a fucking hour up here is it chill for an hour until the sun came up and drive all the way back home. Anyways fucker and holy fuck the girls pussy was fucking tight hell lol.. probably from not being fucking used more than once or twice a year I would assume. She says just don't come inside me blah blah blah she's not on the pill whatever so I'll try to get it over with as quick as possible and bust a nut in like 5 minutes inside her and she kind of freaked out a little bit like only going to blah blah blah I'm going to get pregnant blah blah blah but she's kind of giggling and laughing the whole time too. Five bucks says she was hoping she would get pregnant and trap my fucking dumbass. Little did she knowi was on at least a gram of test lol. So I lay down and she wants to fucking cuddle and I act like a fucking falling asleep dozing off just waiting until I could get up and leave and go home. Probably late there for maybe five minutes and I got up and said I'm dozing off I still gotta drive and our home I don't want to fall asleep on the road for some bullshit and I bounced. Best part on that hole experience was seeing the fucking sunrise at a stoplight when I'm driving home LOL... stopped at Jack In The Box down the road from my house before getting home and fell asleep in the drive thru at the window with the guy waiting to take my money. Dude gave me a free cup of coffee. The broad fucking texted me like a dozen times afterwards asking if i liked it and if i enjoyed myself. Cringed everytime i saw the texts and only replied a couple times and lied and said yeah. Damn that girl was big. Surprised the fuck outta me

Unbelievable.

[falco]

I could pound that ass will all my chi.

[Tapeworm]

I'd take her into the store, watch her try on several pairs of florsheims, and have her repeat 'con sarnit, my bacon's achin' today!' while I wholloped her ass with a cast iron skillet.

[ESFitness]

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable cat I was chatting off and on for a few years who I thought was somewhat pretty and big boobs and a little chubby? And when I finally got around sleeping with her and meet her she was way fucking bigger than I thought because all of her pictures were taken from holding the camera overhead?

* by the way I forgot to mention let her fucking big boobs at least what I thought we're big boobs because of the cleavage she showed in the pictures or actually like motherfucking pancakes

[El Diablo Blanco]

I'd be lucky if the tip of my cock could penetrate her pie hole once it's past all that meaty gluteness

[Kwon]

Name?

[OLKE_TEXAS]

Shame you weren't inside. True story.

[OLKE_TEXAS]

Shame you weren't driving the plane. False Story.

Getbig is Fishy Scent-Media

You dont "drive" a plane you scandinavian bitch 

[DroppingPlates]

Name?

Just a random corn silo

[Kwon]

You dont "drive" a plane you scandinavian bitch 

Translation: He's no fucking 9.

[visualizeperfection]

Anything goes with ugly chicks and they know it.

Sounds like you fellas are putting the pussy on a pedestal.

X2.

I used to demoralize softies. Ass to mouth to vag to ass etc.

No real morals.