Haha Darren’s job is hanging around shopping centres trying to sign people up for nectar reward points or something along those lines not sure those have a christmas party
If by chance he did it would look like below

Yes, that would be me and Darren if I was in bare feet, I rarely ever wear my cowgirl boots.
The rest of the photo is pretty darn accurate, especially if she is blonde.
But I am going to buy steel toe boots for my trip to Northern England. I’m going to eat fish and chips with salt and vinegar, then kick you in the pills. I’m also going to keep telling your wife that we are just “friends” and keep making over exaggerated air quotes with my fingers.
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