WYHI - in order

[Rusty Trombone]

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[Henda]

See these narrow feet - perfect for me to kick you right in the nads until you have a Mike O’Hearn nutsack?

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To be fair those are some nice fucking feet I’d be happy for it to it happen just to have them touching me in some form haha

[Henda]

Because he needs a Pellius Quarter Pounder roundhouse kick to his fat head to remind him to stop sexing up ugly women. If he keeps this up, I’m going to Darren Avey’s office Christmas party with Darren. Drunken English Fartknocker.

Haha Darren’s job is hanging around shopping centres trying to sign people up for nectar reward points or something along those lines not sure those have a christmas party

If by chance he did it would look like below

[Kwon]

Haha Darren’s job is hanging around shopping centres trying to sign people up for nectar reward points or something along those lines not sure those have a christmas party

If by chance he did it would look like below

Darren and Jane?

[falco]

Asian and chunky one next to her.

[Kwon]

Team Chunkster 4 Life

TEAM CHUNKANOO

James Bond once visited the "Chunkanoo" in Nassau.

[Henda]

Darren and Jane?

Jane is at least a foot taller than Darren and in great shape. Darren would look like a fat little toad next to her.

[Soul Crusher]

3 has the worst

Mean!   

[JustPlaneJane]

Haha Darren’s job is hanging around shopping centres trying to sign people up for nectar reward points or something along those lines not sure those have a christmas party

If by chance he did it would look like below

Yes, that would be me and Darren if I was in bare feet, I rarely ever wear my cowgirl boots.

The rest of the photo is pretty darn accurate, especially if she is blonde.

But I am going to buy steel toe boots for my trip to Northern England. I’m going to eat fish and chips with salt and vinegar, then kick you in the pills. I’m also going to keep telling your wife that we are just “friends” and keep making over exaggerated air quotes with my fingers. 

🙋‍♀️

[Henda]

Yes, that would be me and Darren if I was in bare feet, I rarely ever wear my cowgirl boots.

The rest of the photo is pretty darn accurate, especially if she is blonde.

But I am going to buy steel toe boots for my trip to Northern England. I’m going to eat fish and chips with salt and vinegar, then kick you in the pills. I’m also going to keep telling your wife that we are just “friends” and keep making over exaggerated air quotes with my fingers. 

🙋‍♀️

Haha I like it it (accept the kick in the nuts, is there any way to get out of that? haha) she’s not my wife I would never marry that her though, fish and chips isn’t as good as most English twats make it out it’s ok but makes you feel like shit after. I’d much prefer our first meeting to look something like this rather than the video you posted

[FitnessFrenzy]

[Walter Sobchak]

Haha Darren’s job is hanging around shopping centres trying to sign people up for nectar reward points or something along those lines not sure those have a christmas party

If by chance he did it would look like below

You have no idea how close to accurate this is.

Poor Darren, I almost feel like kicking someone’s ass on his behalf.