Chipotle tests robotic assembly line for burrito bowls

[obsidian]

This is a horrible development.  The video shows how they'll make them smaller than what you normally get, precise measuring of ingredients means there will be no human element adding a little more here and there.

Also, there is a well known trick that if you want to get more you order half and half on the protein (1/2 chicken, 1/2 steak) and you end up getting more because of how they slop it on (3/4 chicken, 3/4 steak for 1.5 times the protein). This will end that!

But you won't get spit or something else in your food.

[obsidian]

there's no such thing as an attractive pussy, at best they're passable

I like nasty looking pussies. It turns me on that a beautiful woman can have a nasty, hairy kunt.

[robcguns]

there's no such thing as an attractive pussy, at best they're passable

Seriously? Some pussy looks amazing. Especiallly from behind framed with juicy ass cheeks, nice butthole, meaty lips and nice bush.Delicious and beautiful.

[residue]

This has been going on since the cotton gin.

except now we're getting to the point where machines perform complex functions, they'll soon be able to self replicate and self repair. [size=78%] [/size]

[robcguns]

I like nasty looking pussies. It turns me on that a beautiful woman can have a nasty, hairy kunt.

Haha, you dirty bastard.

[Tapeworm]

So one place has bots, another place has humans, let consumers  decide. What's the problem?

[Hulkotron]

That and they are gross usually ghetto bastards or white trash.

x2 haha you can always count on Rob C to speak truth on these matters

[Dave D]

except now we're getting to the point where machines perform complex functions, they'll soon be able to self replicate and self repair. [size=78%] [/size]

Mankind will become obsolete BUT society as a whole will improve. My biggest concern is technology will enslave mankind and we will be forced into manual labor.

[tacobender]

Technology is not a good thing ask the aliens

[Tapeworm]

Ask the Amish.

They're not Dutch, btw. They're German. The stupid Americans thought that deutsch was dutch. It'd be like moving to germany and telling people you're american and everyone decides to call you armenian.

[Never1AShow]

But you won't get spit or something else in your food.

And I thought I was cynical!

Wherever you are move away to somewhere else.  There's lots of places in this country where there are clean cut kids working in fast food places.  I know they're teenagers, but 

[G_Thang]

chipotle sells gristle meat so it doesn't matter if it is delivered by a human or terminator.

[Tapeworm]

Whose bright idea was it to deconstruct a burrito and put it in a bowl?

Here, I got you this taco on a popsicle stick.

[IroNat]

Ask the Amish.

They're not Dutch, btw. They're German. The stupid Americans thought that deutsch was dutch. It'd be like moving to germany and telling people you're american and everyone decides to call you armenian.

Truth.

[Tapeworm]

Of course after what they saw happen to the japs around the place they were prolly all "Hilde, ve must make ze vooden shoos schnell! Yay for ze tulips unt vindmills!"

Sneaky krauts.

[residue]

Mankind will become obsolete BUT society as a whole will improve. My biggest concern is technology will enslave mankind and we will be forced into manual labor.

tech is already doing a lot of labor jobs, remember when trump promised to bring back coal and folks thought they'd be going back in the mines, turns out it's very automated now. Same thing, it's one thing to use tech to improve people's quality of life but for now it's just widening the divide 

[Tapeworm]

I also just found out that Fatty Arbuckle got MeTood in like 1920 and Charlie Chaplin was a Limey Commie.

Divides widen. It's just what they do. Know how they name new laws the opposite of what they are? Like The Patriot Act? Same thing with the name of the country.

Here, I got you this enchilada that you squeeze out of a jumbo sized toothpaste tube.

[Rambone]

Chipotle’s food sucks. Fuck them

[deadz]

I'd prefer my food being handled by robots over some greaseball teenager.

[Tapeworm]

I can't get past this. What is going on over there?

A burrito. You pick it up and eat it. That's how burritos work. It's one of the burrito's principal charms. It's a self contained food unit.

Now it's in a bowl, and people ordering it and eating it with cutlery like it's a perfectly normal thing. Nobody ever stands up in the middle of the restaurant like hey what the hell are we all doing?