Something a gentleman should never leave home without....

[Diesel1]

.... a Handkerchief! especially when one (like me) is getting over a cold.

Any more?

[Nordic Superman]

A cigar and a condom.

[Dos Equis]

Assuming you're talking about a true gentleman:  manners, self control, respect for women, integrity, to name a few things. 

[Nordic Superman]

Assuming you're talking about a true gentleman:  manners, self control, respect for women, integrity, to name a few things. 

True, all of the above, minus a handkerchief, plus a cigar and a condom.

[Dos Equis]

True, all of the above, minus a handkerchief, plus a cigar and a condom.

I don't smoke and don't need a condom, but the handkerchief is a little gay. 

[Deedee]

Monogrammed fountain pen and hankie, and a crisply starched collar.

[danielson]

A zippo for lighting ladies cigarettes(it's a gross habit, I know), two condoms, at least 300 in cash and no more than 500, an Amex, and confidence

[Victor VonDoom]

Handkerchiefs are rather 19th century; I know no one under 50 who routinely carries one, but stuffing one or two Kleenex tissues in your pocket before you head out the door is always a good move.

[Deedee]

Not a zippo... an 18K gold, monogrammed lighter.  

[danielson]

Not a zippo... an 18K gold, monogrammed lighter. 

Too desperate, anyone can afford one, but to actually buy one and monogram it is a sign of insecurity imo.

[amc1980]

A stout walking stick, for when one has to reprimand a rapscallion or ne’er-do-well.

[Deedee]

Too desperate, anyone can afford one, but to actually buy one and monogram it is a sign of insecurity imo.

True, but gentlemen often receive expensive gifts from women...ergo the monogramming.

[danielson]

True, but gentlemen often receive expensive gifts from women...ergo the monogramming.

True.

[JasonH]

I don't use a handkerchief - I just put one finger to my nose, press, and projectile the snot onto the pavement. 

[ozman]

Handkerchiefs are rather 19th century; I know no one under 50 who routinely carries one, but stuffing one or two Kleenex tissues in your pocket before you head out the door is always a good move.

carried one every day of my life

i'm 40

[Deedee]

carried one every day of my life

i'm 40

 

[24KT]

Assuming you're talking about a true gentleman:  manners, self control, respect for women, integrity, to name a few things. 

Damn you Beach Bum, ...just when I got comfortable with the idea of disliking you, you post something like this. 

[Bigger Business]

sunglasses, phone, car keys, wallet

where are we going?

[Victor VonDoom]

Some of you need a man-purse for xmas.

Bah!

[Dos Equis]

Damn you Beach Bum, ...just when I got comfortable with the idea of disliking you, you post something like this. 

Thanks?   

There aren't five people on the planet who know me and dislike me.  Not counting the people I oppose in the professional world who wind up on the losing end of deals.    

And don't get too comfortable.  We don't agree on much of anything, and you don't seem to like disagreement much, so I'm sure I'll offend you before week's end.   

[Always Sore]

gun...

[OzmO]

Thanks?   

There aren't five people on the planet who know me and dislike me.  Not counting the people I oppose in the professional world who wind up on the losing end of deals.    

And don't get too comfortable.  We don't agree on much of anything, and you don't seem to like disagreement much, so I'm sure I'll offend you before week's end.   

HAHAHAHAH   funny 

[240 is Back]

glock 27.  too many sadistic, soulless, evildoers in this world.  And those are just the ones we elect!

[SinCitysmallGUY]

a blunt, some money, an extra blunt........ and your cell phone oh and a pen....and a brown bag never know when you might need it... speaking as a gentleman of course...

[24KT]

And don't get too comfortable.  We don't agree on much of anything, and you don't seem to like disagreement much, so I'm sure I'll offend you before week's end.   

No doubt you will at that.