I changed my mind. I think I'm going to get a blonde wig and give my 2yr old nephew a sharpie marker and have him draw all over my face and skin and write the name 'adela' on my shoulder and walk around on my knees flipping people the bird and telling anybody who will listen what a brutal outspoken rebel I am who cannot be censored who speaks his mind and then I'll stop people in the streets and make up a story that I'm seeing a figure competitor of Persian decent who lives in Florida and talk about my glory days with Twinlab and MD Magazine.