MY HALLOWEEN PLAN
1. Fast for the next 20 days, losing all of my muscle and fat.
2. Let hair grow out.
3. Refuse to comb hair for 20 days.
4. Dye hair blonde.
5. Buy posing trunks.
6. Apply Pro Tan.
7. Attempt Combover.
8. Have girlfriend undergo breast removal.
9. Visit Tattoo shop, have ALL DRUGS tattooed on forehead.
10. Go trick or treating as TRUE ADONIS.
Special "Sarcasm is the new Sincere" Ed