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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #75 on: October 23, 2006, 08:06:11 AM »
wow, these stories are rapturous.


i haven't actually got any to relate other than the ones I already have done...




the night I lost my virginity was wonderful...



(and I've a couple of stories about huge ones, but I dislike them, wtf am I supposed to do with that, stick it under my armpit?  It's gonna hurt, anywhichways.

Men with huge dicks have egos to match.

It's only blokes with ikkle ones that wanna stick it in your bum. 

I say looky here I've got a perfect hole to put that in.  Then it goes flaccid. 

I prefer to suck normal sized ones though.



I'll tell my losing my virginity story.  It was lovely.....

But that was so long ago and I've seen so much since.  I do have a memorable first date story, but I cannot put it into words.

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Not every guy with a huge member has a huge ego.

Call me  ;D

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #76 on: October 23, 2006, 08:26:56 AM »
I remember I had a memorable dating experence when I met a friend of mine at the airport passing thru on a business trip. She looked beautiful and after a couple minutes of small talk we found we could no longer just talk and what started with a quick hug went to holding her hand while we had drinks to touching her thigh to her missing her flight and waking up in a hotel the next morning...:)

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« Reply #77 on: October 23, 2006, 09:42:03 AM »
i had a date not too long ago.  She was great.  I think she was swiss or something.  Her name was jergens. it ended with me collapsed on the couch with cheetos and diet coke strewn all over the place.  lol

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« Reply #78 on: October 23, 2006, 10:05:38 AM »
i had a date not too long ago.  She was great.  I think she was swiss or something.  Her name was jergens. it ended with me collapsed on the couch with cheetos and diet coke strewn all over the place.  lol

ROTFLMAO....very funny man. ;D

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #79 on: October 23, 2006, 10:30:02 AM »
Well, actually that does sound simple. And romantic. 

Although I have never understood why men bother to have flings with women they end up disdaining after the conquest.


I just had another one.  I was gonna post it on my crimes of passion stupid thread, but it's better here.  I just got upset again about a memorable dating experience.

I was happily bonking a nice young fit half thai guy.  In and out, a bit of that.

Last night he told me he was working till late.

I goes to the pub (I have another lovely job, it's called pub carer.  I go to the pub with an elderly ex-neighbour whom I sorted out with a nice disabled persons flat, home help and tons of benefit money >your tax money at work<  sorry to digress, anyways, I go to the pub with my old Irish ex-upstairs neighbour and drink as much as I can.  Nice work if you can get it.

So, last night was for some reason, a lovely atmosphere in my local.  Perhaps it's all the fireworks and the Diwali and the Ramadan.  Anyways, all the mates of the bloke I am (was) happily bonking are in there.  Must have been someone's birthday or something as there were like 20 of them.

I got up to the bar to get a round in and 2 of them come up either side and make very suggestive conversation.  I was livid.

He comes in after work and I went bonkers.  I accused him of blabbing all our private conversations and moves to his mates.  He left.

I carried on and had a brilliant night, even though Liverpool lost the footie. 


I'm wondering whether they're already idiots (not LIverpool Fc, the guys I go with), or whether I turn them into idiots?


xxxLinda

perhaps I ought to feel flattered though...

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #80 on: October 23, 2006, 10:57:43 AM »
Note to Linda,

Not every guy with a huge member has a huge ego.

Call me  ;D


sorry tins i haven't got your number
xLinda

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #81 on: October 23, 2006, 12:52:50 PM »


I'm wondering whether they're already idiots (not LIverpool Fc, the guys I go with), or whether I turn them into idiots?


xxxLinda



No need to wonder . . . they're definitely idiots before.

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« Reply #82 on: October 23, 2006, 01:01:31 PM »
thanks Alig

and you know, here's me thinking they're wonderful nice men...



okay, I have another memorable dating experiences stress mess story

xL


it's about the first time I introduced a boyfriend to my father.  I only did that once, then gave up

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #83 on: October 23, 2006, 03:49:59 PM »
ROTFLMAO....very funny man. ;D

hehe i try

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #84 on: October 26, 2006, 12:14:21 PM »
lol, I dated a girl who wouldn't let me watch her brush her teeth . . . I couldn't talk to her when she was doing this, or be anywhere in the bathroom.  But she'd look in my eyes when she was going down on me.  ;D
Dude that chick is weird

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #85 on: October 26, 2006, 12:24:12 PM »
Deedee, so far this one took the cake. Now that was funny:)

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agreed

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #86 on: October 28, 2006, 06:51:24 PM »
agreed

definition of weird:  look it up, it's fate


xL