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davidpaul

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What skills do you guy's have?
« on: October 15, 2006, 12:54:13 PM »
I see a lot of members of this board claim to be good fighters etc, 240 has done mu thai* sp and is highly proficient in wanking monkey style jui jitsu,

The true adonis is also a member of this board who is a skilled martial artist having studied kung fu and was once considered by his shidoshi as kumuthai material, he is also a an experienced duellist, and can recite the laws circa 1777.

I myself have nunchuck skills, and can do 3 round house kicks on the trot, while wearing my badboys (stars and stripes baggys).

I want to hear what you guys can do etc, and I don't want to hear about any "karate" bullshit either.


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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2006, 12:54:58 PM »
hahahaha, you are the king of hilarious pictures.
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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2006, 01:12:42 PM »

 I'm pretty good w/ a bo staff and drawing magical creatures...

 Sexual Mustard is good at caricatures...mofo is a PRO!

 Nice picture, davidpaul...I wish I had fighting skills like Donnie Yen in 'Iron Monkey'. Or dueling skills like Li Mu Pai in 'Crouching Tiger...' or even 'Nameless' in 'Hero'.

 
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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2006, 01:15:28 PM »
I can hit on girls better than any of you here!  ;D

I love women!!!

sounds like youre trying to convince yourself dude.
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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2006, 01:18:53 PM »
16years of San Soo!

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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2006, 01:22:18 PM »
I'm pretty good w/ a bo staff and drawing magical creatures...

 Sexual Mustard is good at caricatures...mofo is a PRO!

 Nice picture, davidpaul...I wish I had fighting skills like Donnie Yen in 'Iron Monkey'. Or dueling skills like Li Mu Pai in 'Crouching Tiger...' or even 'Nameless' in 'Hero'.

 

that cat is performing some monkey based kung fu, I once had a fight with some slick, who was highly proficient in Eagle claw, I pwned that fucker so bad with my monkey style.

All i had to was create that monkey being within myself, and he was destroyed, the fluid movements of the monkey were too much for his claw.

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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2006, 01:25:10 PM »
i played professionall tennis, A level squash [5.0], college bball, fought in several kyokushin meets, A level raquetball, drawing,

What style kung fu are you?

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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2006, 01:25:41 PM »
sounds like youre trying to convince yourself dude.
good one :D

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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2006, 01:28:37 PM »
 I have the Once Upon a Time in China series on dvd...I also own 'Master of the flying Guilletin', 'Iron Monkey', 'Last Hero in China' 'The Last Dragon' and 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'.

 Is that any constellation?

 Hey davidpaul, how's your Buddhas Palm? Effective in combat? Do you knowhwo to execute the 'Flying Sleeve' or 'The Lions Roar'?
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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2006, 01:29:59 PM »
I can juggle...  seriously

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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2006, 01:30:16 PM »
I'm really good at whistling.
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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2006, 01:32:14 PM »
I was just joking around with Mark Foley's reply.

However, I would say DaddyWaddy has the best skills for hitting on women.

Discuss.

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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2006, 01:33:33 PM »
also i love to dance...i did that since i was 8...break , freestile, liquid....u name it...`i talk the talk and moonwalk the walk

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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2006, 01:35:01 PM »
All martial arts is bullshit....



Combrac Bas was the method of choice I use for security work as well as in corrections.  In real situations, you can't think about doing a spinning roundhouse kick or one of those Karate Kid crane kicks.  The Roman's perfected the best method for hand to hand combat 

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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2006, 01:35:58 PM »
I can juggle pretty good, and I've won a few poker tournaments... does that count for anything? I can also hide more boxes of clenbuterol in a Cadillac than anybody I know.
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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2006, 01:36:34 PM »
? kyokushinkai is full contact no protection no fist to face, no kicks to the spine or groin...all else goes...francisco filho , glaube feitosa, semmy schillt, nicholas pettas...all come from kyokushinkai...not to forget the late andy hug...1st runner up in 87 worlds...also dolph lundgren


i see you have aquired some skill young grasshopper.

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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2006, 01:38:26 PM »
I have the Once Upon a Time in China series on dvd...I also own 'Master of the flying Guilletin', 'Iron Monkey', 'Last Hero in China' 'The Last Dragon' and 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'.

 Is that any constellation?

 Hey davidpaul, how's your Buddhas Palm? Effective in combat? Do you knowhwo to execute the 'Flying Sleeve' or 'The Lions Roar'?

Never used a buddhas palm in actual combat, once hospitalised a guy while practising it, as for the Lions raw and flying sleeve I am deeply offended you would ask If I could such moves.

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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2006, 01:40:13 PM »
I won a farting contest once
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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2006, 01:40:39 PM »
I can juggle pretty good, and I've won a few poker tournaments... does that count for anything? I can also hide more boxes of clenbuterol in a Cadillac than anybody I know.
Nice!
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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2006, 01:41:49 PM »
All martial arts is bullshit....



Combrac Bas was the method of choice I use for security work as well as in corrections.  In real situations, you can't think about doing a spinning roundhouse kick or one of those Karate Kid crane kicks.  The Roman's perfected the best method for hand to hand combat 



Do you actually think you could take a skilled martial artist in one to one combat, What would you do, bore them to death?

Even John Creese of the Cobra Kai's (which I must add have reopened under the funding of Terry Silver) would own your fat ass.

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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2006, 01:42:21 PM »
16years of San Soo being married to a crazy woman!

Fixed.  ;D
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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2006, 01:45:08 PM »

 Does Mike Barnes still own 50% of all Cobra Kai franchise dojo's? I know him and Terry Silver cut a deal there...
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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2006, 01:48:16 PM »
All martial arts is bullshit....



Combrac Bas was the method of choice I use for security work as well as in corrections.  In real situations, you can't think about doing a spinning roundhouse kick or one of those Karate Kid crane kicks.  The Roman's perfected the best method for hand to hand combat 



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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2006, 01:49:38 PM »
Does Mike Barnes still own 50% of all Cobra Kai franchise dojo's? I know him and Terry Silver cut a deal there...

From what I here Terry was offering 35% at first, but Mike said he could fight harder than he negotiated and he bumped it up to 50%.

Last I heard "snake" was going to enter the hill valley under the Mike "the karate badboy's" Barnes training this year.

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Re: What skills do you guy's have?
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2006, 02:09:57 PM »
I am well versed in the ancient art of kitty - stalk'm sack'm cleave'm

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