Author Topic: Watching THE MARINE is like watching a sex change operation (Read 3018 times)

Army of One · « **on:** October 16, 2006, 09:25:32 AM »

Watch at your own risk, you have been warned.Cena has the screen presence of a piece of wood.

DK II · « **Reply #1 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:26:48 AM »

Quote from: db2431 on October 16, 2006, 09:25:32 AM

Watch at your own risk, you have been warned.Cena has the screen presence of a piece of wood.

a NATURAL piece of wood that is...

ahahahahahaahahaahahaa

240 is Back · « **Reply #2 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:27:31 AM »

Is Kimber hot in it?

Movie does look more boring than a Pelletier rest day.

DK II · « **Reply #3 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:28:49 AM »

i bet staring at a white wall for 2 hours is more entertaining.

Army of One · « **Reply #4 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:31:32 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on October 16, 2006, 09:27:31 AM

Is Kimber hot in it?

Movie does look more boring than a Pelletier rest day.

Dont know who Kimber is, the movie is like Commando and Hard Target thrown in a blender with everything good removed from it.Cena's acting brought back memories of Hercules in NY by Arnold.

Danny · « **Reply #5 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:33:32 AM »

Quote from: db2431 on October 16, 2006, 09:31:32 AM

Dont know who Kimber is, the movie is like Commando and Hard Target thrown in a blender with everything good removed from it.Cena's acting brought back memories of Hercules in NY by Arnold.

I take it you never watch Niptuck

HUGEPECS · « **Reply #6 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:34:00 AM »

The 20th Century Fox action thriller "The Marine," starring pro wrestler John Cena, was No. 6 with $7 million.

not bad for a debut, but I wonder how long his movie will hold the 6th spot

Army of One · « **Reply #7 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:37:17 AM »

Quote from: Danny on October 16, 2006, 09:33:32 AM

I take it you never watch Niptuck

Just checked, yeah she was hot, you see her shagging Cena or maybe it was her and the bedpost, I couldnt tell.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #8 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:37:57 AM »

Why would you even consider this movie for your viewing pleasure?

I am quite confident that a correlation exists between those of poor intelligence and those that will enjoy this movie.

Army of One · « **Reply #9 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:39:35 AM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on October 16, 2006, 09:37:57 AM

Why would you even consider this movie for your viewing pleasure?

I am quite confident that a correlation exists between those of poor intelligence and those that will enjoy this movie.

I didnt pay for it, make of that what you will, I was curious to see how he matched up to The Rock\Diesel\Statham\Arnie etc, not even close.

SWOLETRAIN · « **Reply #10 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:22:54 AM »

Cena is juiced to the gills in that movie. He pumped before every shot too!!!!!

fathead · « **Reply #11 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:25:43 AM »

What are you 6? What kind of man watches a movie with fucken wrestlers in it?

DK II · « **Reply #12 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:29:11 AM »

Quote from: fathead on October 16, 2006, 11:25:43 AM

What are you 6? What kind of man watches a movie with fucken wrestlers in it?

so you've never seen a movie starring the rock or hulk hogan??? hahahaa

fathead · « **Reply #13 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:35:28 AM »

Ya when I was fucken 9!!! The fucken wrestling movie with Hogan and Devo from "Friday".

I've seen "The Rock" with Nicolas Cage that's as close as I ever came to watching a movie with The Rock in it.

I have really weird hobbys like sports, drinking and chasing pussy.

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #14 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:35:54 AM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on October 16, 2006, 09:37:57 AM

Why would you even consider this movie for your viewing pleasure?

I am quite confident that a correlation exists between those of poor intelligence and those that will enjoy this movie.

oh yes, when you see John Cena as the lead you must know its as good as a hot poker in the ass, not cashing in on his WWE fame at all

(which he is entitled to do) but don't expect people to act as if he can act or has a magnitism when he is clearly doing it for the bucks and to massage his ego.

ta ta

DK II · « **Reply #15 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:47:08 AM »

Quote from: fathead on October 16, 2006, 11:35:28 AM

Ya when I was fucken 9!!! The fucken wrestling movie with Hogan and Devo from "Friday".

I've seen "The Rock" with Nicolas Cage that's as close as I ever came to watching a movie with The Rock in it.

I have really weird hobbys like sports, drinking and chasing pussy.

man, wrestlers are everywhere, i bet you've seen Blade, or X-men.

You cannot escape it. But i have to agree, actually GOING to see a movie that has a wrestler STARRING in it is sort of gay.

fathead · « **Reply #16 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:47:38 AM »

John Cena was on The Howard Stern Show last week. He talked about banging groupies and fat chicks on the road. That's what the movie should be not some cheesy ass PG Rambo bullshit.

They did a insta-poll around the studio about him being "juiced" with him sitting there. Then they totally called him a "wigger" after he left the studio. It was fucken funny

fathead · « **Reply #17 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:48:58 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on October 16, 2006, 11:47:08 AM

man, wrestlers are everywhere, i bet you've seen Blade, or X-men.

You cannot escape it. But i have to agree, actually GOING to see a movie that has a wrestler STARRING in it is sort of gay.

I haven't see either of those movies. sorry

gordiano · « **Reply #18 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:53:49 AM »

I have yet to see it.

But I told you folks this would be a turd. It looked liek a turd all along.

WWE needs to focus on their wrestling product and stop making silly movies and awful records.

Vince, get your shit together.

DK II · « **Reply #19 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:56:28 AM »

Quote from: fathead on October 16, 2006, 11:48:58 AM

I haven't see either of those movies. sorry

You're a girl!

240 is Back · « **Reply #20 on:** October 16, 2006, 12:33:10 PM »

De-Bo on the beach cruiser.

Friday was a great movie.

benchmstr · « **Reply #21 on:** October 16, 2006, 01:13:28 PM »

are you implying that watching the marine is worse than"finding blood in your stool"