Author Topic: Saw Mike Tyson Today and... (Read 22975 times)

AmateurBB1985 · « **Reply #25 on:** October 16, 2006, 07:34:05 PM »

I dont know if i can beat him. But i would fight him in a boxing match for free. Sure i'd take the million dollars if i beat him. I would just like the opportunity to try and fight him, its a once in a lifetime opportunity. I guaruntee i could last more than a round with him. Keep in mind this is Tyson now, not 15 years ago.

Wombat · « **Reply #26 on:** October 16, 2006, 07:36:18 PM »

Quote from: bigbalddaddy on October 16, 2006, 06:19:32 PM

He was running up Desert Inn Ave and looking to get back in shape. I called a buddy who knows him and supposedly he's gearing up for a new reality type show which is in negotiation kinda like tuffman. Since everyone has said that they would fight Mike Tyson for a million bucks, he's willing to take that bet! Infact, the show is supposed to pay 1 million to anyone who can beat him! I'm sure it will be boxing rules and no pros/amatuers! Tyson has agreed to do up to 5 fights a night with three, 3 minute rounds!

Does anyone on here now think they can take him?

of course no one could take him here and 99.99999999% of the rest of the world couldn't do it either in boxing rules...You would have a better chance at winning the lottery...However its been said that anyone over 200 pounds can knock anyone out with a lucky punch...

Bigger Business · « **Reply #27 on:** October 16, 2006, 07:38:58 PM »

Im definitely no hero or tough guy...but I would do it in a heartbeat. Be like jumpin outta a plane for the first time watchin Iron Mike come at ya like a pitbull

thats extreme sports right there

240_Iz_Nutz · « **Reply #28 on:** October 16, 2006, 07:43:30 PM »

Is this really gonna happen? Mike deserves a lot of respect, but I am willing to say that many might take a shot at the money...could be fun?

240 is Back · « **Reply #29 on:** October 16, 2006, 08:00:53 PM »

you guys do know that iron mike looks old and slow against very good fighters in later rounds.

In a 3 round match against a regular joe lunchbox with joe lunchbag stamina, tyson would probably break some ribs, give you a concussion, split your face up, and generally make you look and feel awful.

Most of us untrained fighers don't do things like guard constantly. The first sliver of daylight, Mike will take it and the next thing you know, you're waking up on the mat.

alexxx · « **Reply #30 on:** October 16, 2006, 08:03:38 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on October 16, 2006, 07:30:38 PM

It's fight Mike Tyson, not blow him Alexxx.

Then I guess you will not have a problem accomplishing this "task".

onlyme · « **Reply #31 on:** October 16, 2006, 08:09:59 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on October 16, 2006, 08:03:38 PM

Then I guess you will not have a problem accomplishing this "task".

You have to win to collect the money, not get your ass kicked. read the rules skinny. And one shot to your body would make you bend like a pretzel. It would be funny to hear a guy your height crying on National TV. Go for it.

alexxx · « **Reply #32 on:** October 16, 2006, 08:15:58 PM »

Quote from: onlyme on October 16, 2006, 08:09:59 PM

You have to win to collect the money, not get your ass kicked. read the rules skinny. And one shot to your body would make you bend like a pretzel. It would be funny to hear a guy your height crying on National TV. Go for it.

I never cry. Even when faced by a bear I do not cry and weep like a little 6'1" 300 pound samoan.

Yev33 · « **Reply #33 on:** October 16, 2006, 08:16:38 PM »

Unless someone has a lot of experience fighting in the ring, they have no business going up against Mike Tyson. 99% of people on this forum would not be able to defend themselves for a round.

Croatch · « **Reply #34 on:** October 16, 2006, 08:20:25 PM »

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Where the hell is Flex Wheeler when we need him or Chris Cormier? Anybody....

No, boxing requires actual skill. It's not like bodybuilding where you take a magic beanstalk pill and put on 40lbs of lean mass.

240_Iz_Nutz · « **Reply #35 on:** October 16, 2006, 08:23:40 PM »

True, Tyson is one of the best ever. It raises questions why he would even fight some mere mortal. I think that someone who is CRAZY and really needs the money might knock his ass out flat...

John Romano · « **Reply #36 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:34:21 PM »

I could make him cry

danielson · « **Reply #37 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:37:39 PM »

Quote from: 240_Iz_Nutz on October 16, 2006, 08:23:40 PM

True, Tyson is one of the best ever. It raises questions why he would even fight some mere mortal. I think that someone who is CRAZY and really needs the money might knock his ass out flat...

He is crazy and needs the money. And no amateur will beat him.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #38 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:39:09 PM »

I can assure you that I will be one of the ones to fight him.

Perhaps Romano can support me in this endeavour as well.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #39 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:41:13 PM »

Someone post me the link of how I can sign up to fight Iron Mike.

I have seen the tomato cans that beat Mike. LOL. I don`t think he would make it past round 6. Call me Crazy but if I can last 6 rounds, its over.

AVBG · « **Reply #40 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:43:45 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on October 16, 2006, 09:41:13 PM

Someone post me the link of how I can sign up to fight Iron Mike.

I have seen the tomato cans that beat Mike. LOL. I don`t think he would make it past round 6. Call me Crazy but if I can last 6 rounds, its over.

Gee Adam, you're feeling suicidal about your "girlfriend" leaving you? Imagine if she was real?

The True Adonis · « **Reply #41 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:45:05 PM »

Quote from: AVBG on October 16, 2006, 09:43:45 PM

Gee Adam, you're feeling suicidal about your "girlfriend" leaving you? Imagine if she was real?

She is sitting right beside me!

AVBG · « **Reply #42 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:47:07 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on October 16, 2006, 09:45:05 PM

She is sitting right beside me!

sure she is..

ieffinhatecardio · « **Reply #43 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:47:16 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on October 16, 2006, 09:39:09 PM

I can assure you that I will be one of the ones to fight him.

Perhaps Romano can support me in this endeavour as well.

Hey Gollum, there's no "Code of Doello, circa 1777" in a fight with Tyson. You don't get to assign a second.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #44 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:56:52 PM »

Quote from: ieffinhatecardio on October 16, 2006, 09:47:16 PM

Hey Gollum, there's no "Code of Doello, circa 1777" in a fight with Tyson. You don't get to assign a second.

Very Funny with the golem pic. At one time Mike was the pinnacle of greatness, but not anymore. I may lose, but I would not go down and I would definitely give Mike something he would never forget.

ieffinhatecardio · « **Reply #45 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:01:35 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on October 16, 2006, 09:56:52 PM

Very Funny with the golem pic. At one time Mike was the pinnacle of greatness, but not anymore. I may lose, but I would not go down and I would definitely give Mike something he would never forget.

Let me get this straight, you won't fight that other dude instead using some moronic rule in the "Code of Doello, circa 1777" to put a substitute in your place but we're supposed to believe you will fight Mike Tyson?

LOL, are you feeling lightheaded from blowing up your Jezebelle doll?

The True Adonis · « **Reply #46 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:05:58 PM »

Quote from: ieffinhatecardio on October 16, 2006, 10:01:35 PM

Let me get this straight, you won't fight that other dude instead using some moronic rule in the "Code of Doello, circa 1777" to put a substitute in your place but we're supposed to believe you will fight Mike Tyson?

LOL, are you feeling lightheaded from blowing up your Jezebelle doll?

I WOULD fight Mike Tyson and when it comes time for the show I am going to try. I will prove to you all just what determination and unrelentlessness can accomplish.

I am dead serious and am going to keep tabs on this show. I have the right mindset to win.

ieffinhatecardio · « **Reply #47 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:09:06 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on October 16, 2006, 10:05:58 PM

I WOULD fight Mike Tyson and when it comes time for the show I am going to try. I will prove to you all just what determination and unrelentlessness can accomplish.

I am dead serious and am going to keep tabs on this show. I have the right mindset to win.

Stop with the promises of what you're going to do in the future. You still in haven't made good on about 50 promises that you've made. When are you going to realize that doesn't work as a stalling technique?

Oh, and how are those pictures coming of your hair combed back?

AVBG · « **Reply #48 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:11:31 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on October 16, 2006, 10:05:58 PM

I WOULD fight Mike Tyson and when it comes time for the show I am going to try. I will prove to you all just what determination and unrelentlessness can accomplish.

I am dead serious and am going to keep tabs on this show. I have the right mindset to win.

Its a shame you lack the physical attributes... $:-\$

tommywishbone · « **Reply #49 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:16:23 PM »

I watched Tyson work the heavy bag in the summer of 96' at Paco's in Vegas. Saw him work for 6-8 rounds.

Listen and listen good; nobody on this site would have stepped in the ring with that man (you may have wanted to, but your legs would not have carried you through the ropes when the time came). He had a 110 pound heavy bag rockin' & reelin' like a feather pillow. From across the gym, it sounded like someone was hitting the bag with a sledge hammer. When you stood 10-12' away, you felt the ground shake and thunderous vibration actually drove you away from the area. Insane.

In 2006... who knows.